Here Comes the Boom Quotes

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• 1. Miguel: Hey! No pain, no gain!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (25 days ago)
• 1. Miguel: I citizen two times!
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Miguel: So... I citizen?
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Bella Flores: I'm so sorry about the lamp.
  2. Scott Voss: It's ok. You can just leave it there.
  3. Bella Flores: Sorry.
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Bella Flores: Goodnight Scott.
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: Yeah this is the weirdest date ever.
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Eric Voss: Spark plug? Really?
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: I'm out there getting my a** kicked!
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Eric Voss: Marry-Ann, get off the freaking phone.
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: Now if you excuse me, I have to roll around with a sweaty guy from Holland.
  – Submitted by Austin G (6 months ago)
• 1. Bella: I've always wanted to try this.
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Eric Voss: Do you need a little settlement?
  2. Scott Voss: No, of course not.
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Eric Voss: We can go to the casino if you want.
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: I'm bringing the boom!
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Eric Voss: I don't freaking care!
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Bella: Inspiring your students I see.
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: Who leaves applesauce in the hot sun in a car?
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Marty Streb: CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: Who here that is not Amish, makes their own applesauce?
  – Submitted by Austin G (7 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: [shoots a rocket and breaks a window] Alright, lets get our story straight. Uhh... Derek did it!
  – Submitted by Timothy K (7 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: That go in?
  – Submitted by Chris P (7 months ago)
• 1. Scott Voss: But I was teacher of the year.
  2. Principal Betcher: That was ten years ago!
  3. Scott Voss: Feels like eight though right?
  – Submitted by Chris P (7 months ago)