Here Comes the Boom Quotes

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  • Miguel:
    Hey! No pain, no gain!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (18 months ago)

  • Miguel:
    I citizen two times!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Miguel:
    So... I citizen?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Bella Flores:
    I'm so sorry about the lamp.
    Scott Voss:
    It's ok. You can just leave it there.
    Bella Flores:
    Sorry.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Bella Flores:
    Goodnight Scott.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    Yeah this is the weirdest date ever.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Eric Voss:
    Spark plug? Really?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    I'm out there getting my a** kicked!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Eric Voss:
    Marry-Ann, get off the freaking phone.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    Now if you excuse me, I have to roll around with a sweaty guy from Holland.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)

  • Bella:
    I've always wanted to try this.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Eric Voss:
    Do you need a little settlement?
    Scott Voss:
    No, of course not.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Eric Voss:
    We can go to the casino if you want.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    I'm bringing the boom!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Eric Voss:
    I don't freaking care!
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Bella:
    Inspiring your students I see.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    Who leaves applesauce in the hot sun in a car?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Marty Streb:
    CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    Who here that is not Amish, makes their own applesauce?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (24 months ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    [shoots a rocket and breaks a window] Alright, lets get our story straight. Uhh... Derek did it!
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy K (2 years ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    That go in?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Scott Voss:
    But I was teacher of the year.
    Principal Betcher:
    That was ten years ago!
    Scott Voss:
    Feels like eight though right?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)