August 25, 2011
Critics Consensus: Colombiana Goes Way Over The Top
This week at the movies, we've got a vengeful assassin (Colombiana, starring Zoe Saldana and Jordi Molla), a haunted mansion (Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark, starring Guy Pearce and Katie Holmes), and a senseless sibling (Our Idiot Brother, starring Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks). What do the critics have to say? Ain't nothing wrong with babes brandishing weapons and dispensing justice, right? Well, if you're in the mood for an over-the-top explosion-fest, critics say Colombiana might be the picture for you, if you're willing to look past the non-existent plotting and unintentional hilarity. He's the director of Pan's Labyrinth and the producer of The Orphanage, so it's safe to assume Guillermo del Toro loves creepy old houses.