The Hills Have Eyes, Part 2 Reviews
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Wes Craven considers this film one of his worst, one he made because he needed money, and has completely disowned it. It wasn't bad, but it seemed like a "Friday the 13th" ripoff with similar music and a bunch of clueless teenagers dying one-by-one without much dialogue or character development. The smartest person in the group (besides Rachel) was the dog Beast (who was also in the first film) - he even experiences his own flashback! Dog with a flashback definitely earns an extra star for this film.
This film adds nothing to the horror genre, but it's still an enjoyable flick to watch when you just want to veg and not think about anything.
While that description may sound cool or appealing, it's quite the opposite actually. The first question I ask myself, is why go if you are aware of what lies ahead? One of the characters is Lucy from the first film. She tags along, and eventually everyone realizes who she is. She knew all about it, so why risk everyone's life by going back? I really don't know. Sadly, that's only one of many flaws to be had in this film.
The plot is as straightforward as you can get, with a group of friends getting stranded in a remote desert, only to realize their lives are at stake due to deformed cannibals. Nothing special. And nothing worth re- watching. The hill dwellers are the same from the original version as well, so it was just same-old. Maybe adding a couple more villains would have helped? I think so. You have Pluto (Berryman), and his hairy friend the reaper. I mean, eight bikers or so can't take two idiots living in the hills? Just ridiculous. They were all pretty tough at that.
To be honest, I really enjoyed Wes Craven's first Hills Have Eyes film, and thought Michael Berryman did pretty fantastic as well. That at least packed some suspense, and had likeable characters. To think Craven took part in this picture is beyond me; very pitiful. But I suppose every director has there down moment right?
When I think of cheesy horror flicks, The Hills Have Eyes Part II is definitely one of the worst. It brings visibly nothing to the table, with literally boring characters, a predictable story, some of the worst dialogue I have ever seen, and absolutely no suspense to be had. I can't even look at this movie as a sit back, relax and enjoy it for what it is type flick. It's that bad.
Don't watch this if you're a Hills Have Eyes Fan. It just might ruin your day.
But I learned some very important things:
*Even if you live your entire life in the desert totally isolated from society, you still know how to operate a motorcycle and that you should wear a helmet when you ride.
*Black men need discos, even in the desert.
*You can fix a leak in a gas tank with bubble gum.
*Dogs have excellent memories and often ruminate about past occurrences.
*When driving across the desert to get to a race, do NOT leave the day before. Planning to arrive 30 minutes before the start of the race is fine.
Very 80's. The acting was low quality. The script was cheesy. It is easy to understand why they wrote a whole new script for the remake of this movie. I prefer the 2007 release by far.
THE DOG HAS A FLASHBACK!
oh dear, Mr. Craven you a funny man. He is so hit-or-miss, and I heard this was pretty bad, but BOY is it bad. To be fair, only about the first 20 minutes has the flashbacks strewn in and back then not too many people had VCR's so, I guess its understandable story padding. But there is just no point, no plot, I still dont know what pepople like about the first one, and this one is just a bad Friday the 13th clone in the desert. Berryman's Pluto is the worst in both movies, being done in by a damn dog. and why does this movie poster portray them as demons?
