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    1. Sara Melas: You're single. Relax and enjoy the ride.
    2. Casey: I haven'y been ridden in years.
    – Submitted by Michael M (22 months ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women.
    – Submitted by Adam K (23 months ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: You wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my guest. But forgive me if I don't join you.
    – Submitted by Ric A (23 months ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: [last lines] Basic principles - there are none.
    – Submitted by Arabinda M (2 years ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?
    – Submitted by Arabinda M (2 years ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.
    – Submitted by Arabinda M (2 years ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
    – Submitted by Arabinda M (2 years ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
    – Submitted by Arabinda M (2 years ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
    – Submitted by Hanna K (3 years ago)
    1. Alex "Hitch" Hitchens: [to Albert] Don't need no pizza. They got plenty of food there.
    – Submitted by Brian W (3 years ago)

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