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    1. Narrator: More popular than The Celestial Home Care of Nibus. Better selling than 53 More Things to Do in Zero Gravity. And more controversial than Oolon Collouphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person, Anyway?
    – Submitted by Frances H (18 days ago)
    1. Arthur Dent: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (20 months ago)
    1. Ford Prefect: Lollapalooza!
    – Submitted by Zach W (22 months ago)
    1. Arthur Dent: I think that door just sighed.
    2. Marvin the Paranoid Robot: Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (22 months ago)
    1. Marvin the Paranoid Robot: I was talking to the navigational computer...
    2. Arthur Dent: And?
    3. Marvin the Paranoid Robot: ...It hates me.
    – Submitted by Jacob A (23 months ago)
    1. Barman: Should we put paper bags over our heads or something?
    – Submitted by John S (2 years ago)
    1. Marvin the Paranoid Robot: Life...Don't talk to me about Life.
    – Submitted by Jared B (2 years ago)
    1. Zaphod Beeblebrox: I'll pull your spleen out through your throat.
    – Submitted by Andrew O (2 years ago)
    1. Zaphod Beeblebrox: Humma Kavula!
    – Submitted by Andrew O (2 years ago)
    1. Narrator: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
    – Submitted by Adrian G (2 years ago)
    1. Ford Prefect: Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
    – Submitted by zachary v (3 years ago)
    1. Ford Prefect: I've been trapped on a strange planet, I haven't been avoiding you. (Looks up at huge girlfriend) You look great, you've grown.
    – Submitted by Jacob D (3 years ago)

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