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Holy Matrimony (1994)

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As if losing both her husband and her money isn't enough, a woman in her mid-20s also finds herself married to a 12-year-old boy (who doesn't even like her) in the comedy Holy Matrimony. Havana (Patricia Arquette) is an aspiring showgirl who is working at a sleazy carnival while she dreams of her big break. Short on cash, Havana's boyfriend Peter (Tate Donovan) comes up with a plan; while Havana flirts with her boss, Peter will swipe his keys and lift the day's take from the carnival's safe.

PG-13, 1 hr. 33 min.

Drama, Kids & Family, Comedy

Oct 14, 2003

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A total embarrassment; not Nimoy's best work behind the camera.

October 19, 2004 Comment
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
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Well-intentioned comedy has a moral and some good performances, but a formulaic chase story keeps it mired in mediocrity. This leads to all sorts of rarely hilarious complications.

August 10, 2008
deano
Dean McKenna

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This movie was found by me channel surfing years ago....saw Patricia listed in the cast so I watched it....cute movie.

March 29, 2008

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