Hostel Quotes

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  • Josh:
    You. Why?
    The Dutch Businessman:
    I always wanted you to be a surgeon but boards wouldn't pass me. Can you guess why?
    ‐ Submitted by Rawballs B (19 months ago)

  • Josh:
    Look at those factories.
    The Scarred Cab Driver:
    What? There? There we make plastic for Slovakya.
    Paxton:
    Is that so?
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (2 years ago)

  • Natalya:
    I get a lot of money for you. And that make you my bitch.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (3 years ago)

  • Natalya:
    You are so serious. MR. SERIOUS AMERICAN.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • The Scarred Cab Driver:
    There we make plastic for Slovakia.
    Paxton:
    Don't fuck us.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Oli:
    I am the king of the swing!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • The Dutch Businessman:
    [to Josh] You should do what is better for you.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Paxton:
    Well I'm a vegetarian.
    The Dutch Businessman:
    I am a meat-eater.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Josh:
    We should visit a museum.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Paxton:
    How much is it?
    The Stoned Manager:
    For you it is free.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Oli:
    Amsterdam, son of a bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Josh:
    Who are you? Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this shit? Please, please wait, sir, please, stop, please, I... I...I, I didn't do anything, please what the fuck what the fuck is this shit.
    Josh:
    AH! please, please dont' don't. I didn't do anything, please, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! PLEASE DON'T DO IT AH!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Paxton:
    You fucking whore. You fucking bitch, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
    Paxton:
    I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Svetlana:
    I've already seen this show.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • The American Client:
    Hello buddy. Close the door.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Kana:
    It means sayonara in Japanese.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Josh:
    Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
    The Dutch Businessman:
    Pay me?
    Josh:
    Yeah!
    The Dutch Businessman:
    No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Josh:
    You? Why? [cries]
    The Dutch Businessman:
    I always wanted to be a surgeon.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Paxton:
    Please, please let me go ! I won't tell anyone it was you, I promise! Please, help me!
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

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