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  • Rod Kimble:
    I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
    ‐ Submitted by Johnny Q (2 months ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    I am going to get you better and then I'm going to beat you to death!
    ‐ Submitted by Johnny Q (2 months ago)

  • Dave:
    You know pools are perfect for holding water.
    ‐ Submitted by Ashley I (2 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    What did i just say to Dave?
    Rico:
    Who?
    Kevin Powell:
    I like to party I'm Rod.
    Rod Kimble:
    No! you're Kevin.
    Kevin Powell:
    Right, I party.
    Rod Kimble:
    No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party
    Kevin Powell:
    Right, Dave's the party guy
    Dave:
    Haha sweet.
    Rod Kimble:
    Oh my god shut up.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle M (2 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco?
    ‐ Submitted by Alan S (2 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    You look pretty.
    Denise:
    Sorry?
    Rod Kimble:
    I said you look shitty! Good night Denise!
    ‐ Submitted by Luke W (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!
    ‐ Submitted by Luke W (3 years ago)

  • Kevin Powell:
    Wow Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
    Dave:
    Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
    Dave:
    Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now.
    ‐ Submitted by David A (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    [singing and riding moped] When you're going on a date, you put on a shirt, and ride your bike to the daayaate!
    ‐ Submitted by David A (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Life is short. Stunt it!
    ‐ Submitted by David A (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    Yoo-hoo shit heads. I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you like to light them off?
    ‐ Submitted by David A (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Cool beans.
    ‐ Submitted by Madeline F (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew B (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    I miss you daddy.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew C (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Stunt IT!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    [with actions] I was too legit to quit!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Dave:
    You've got a mountain for a face.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    I had that weird dream again last night where I am in a castle and a 1000 wizards are coming at me and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    My name's Rod, and I like to party!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    [putting on stolen hat] This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!
    ‐ Submitted by Joshua W (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
    ‐ Submitted by Valerie R (3 years ago)

  • Rico:
    Don't you EVER tell me how to live my life again!
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron F (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Cool Beans.
    ‐ Submitted by Beth B (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    I am genuinely sorry about the window!
    ‐ Submitted by Holly E (3 years ago)

  • Rod Kimble:
    Please don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denise...
    ‐ Submitted by Veronica A (4 years ago)

  • Rico:
    Prepare to be dazzled!
    ‐ Submitted by Veronica A (4 years ago)

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