• R, 1 hr. 40 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Steve Pink
    In Theaters:
    Mar 26, 2010 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 29, 2010
  • MGM

Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes

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    1. April: You gotta embrace the chaos. You have to. That way, life might just astonish you.
    – Submitted by Dann M (21 months ago)
    1. Nick: First of all, Fuck you motherfucker!
    – Submitted by Drew M (2 years ago)
    1. Lou: Wait, I know that squirrel. That's a magic fuckin' squirrel!
    – Submitted by Jeremy F (2 years ago)
    1. Nick: Excuse me miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
    – Submitted by Andrew B (2 years ago)
    1. Jacob: Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou.
    – Submitted by Marc F (2 years ago)
    1. Nick: Looks like some kinda, Hot Tube Time Machine.
    – Submitted by Jackson L (2 years ago)
    1. Lou: John Lennon gets shot, wait, that already happened?
    – Submitted by Santiago S (2 years ago)
    1. Lou: Don't fuckin' lie to me, every one of you people have ritalin.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: I hate this decade!
    – Submitted by Neptune F (3 years ago)

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