Hotel Transylvania Quotes

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• 1. Dracula: I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.
  – Submitted by Kristina Irene V (57 days ago)
• 1. Mavis: Hi human!
  – Submitted by Danny F (2 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: Are these monster gonna kill me?
  2. Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
  3. Jonathan: That's kinda of racist.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (3 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: Good morning Mavey Wavey!
  – Submitted by Matthew R (3 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: Johnny you have to try this Scream Cheese its awesome!
  2. Jonathan: Ah, I'm Scream Cheese and tolerant.
  – Submitted by Matthew R (3 months ago)
• 1. Suit of Armor: Sir! We have an urgent plumbing issue.
  – Submitted by Gavin K (4 months ago)
• 1. Griffin the Invisible Man: Hey I have red hair!
  – Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (6 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: Well... I'm not the Frankenstein. I'm his... cousin... Johnny-Stein?
  – Submitted by Maya B (6 months ago)
• 1. Martha: Wasn't me...
  – Submitted by Coco J (6 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: You came back? Why?
  2. Jonathan: Because you're my zing, Mavis.
  – Submitted by Leah S (6 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: Holy rabies!
  – Submitted by Talon S (6 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: Sheep!
  2. Griffin the Invisible Man: [After driving through the forest] Woo High Five, Don't Leave Me Hangin'!
  3. Dracula: Ahh.. Lots of sheep!
  4. Wayne: I Got This One! [He then leaps out of the car, Then the sound of garbling up is heard as Wayne then returns to the car, burping up wool]
  5. Wayne: [Everyone looks at Wayne after the see a sheep-less road with some disgust] What, Now there's no sheep on the road. Let's Go!
  6. Murray: That was pretty sick man!
  7. Wayne: You Eat Lamb Chops, It's The Same Thing!
  – Submitted by Liam D (7 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: While Clinging onto the Airplane [Muffled] Jonathan, Jonathan can you hear me? [The camera shifts to one of the tv which Twilight is being played] Edward: Tell Me, Do you dream of being a Vampire? [Outside the plane] This is how we're represented Unbelievable!
  – Submitted by Liam D (7 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: You're playing with me.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (7 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: So is it true about the garlic thing?
  2. Dracula: Yes, I can't have it. Makes my throat swell up.
  – Submitted by Augusta M (7 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: He's got red hair!
  2. Griffin the Invisible Man: Excuse me?
  3. Dracula: What are you moaning about?
  4. Griffin the Invisible Man: I've got red hair!
  5. Dracula: How was I supposed to know that?
  – Submitted by Augusta M (7 months ago)
• 1. Frankenstein: He's my right arm's cousin!
  – Submitted by Tara H (7 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: I do not say, 'Bleh ble-bleh!'
  – Submitted by David R (7 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: Dad, you said when I was 118 years old, I could go out in the world, you gave me your word.
  – Submitted by Megan G (7 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: I thought we zinged, dad.
  2. Dracula: You and Johnny?
  3. Mavis: I guess it was just me.
  – Submitted by Clifford N (7 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: The last thing I'll want to do is hurt her and you.
  – Submitted by Micah L (7 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: I'm allergic to scream cheese!
  – Submitted by Shagufta K (8 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!
  – Submitted by Maya B (8 months ago)
• 1. Frank: But seriously watch out for fire...fire bad.
  – Submitted by Maya B (8 months ago)
• 1. Griffin the Invisible Man: Guilty? You're irresistible.
  – Submitted by Maya B (8 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: Out of the way Grandpa!
  2. Dracula: Stay away from my daughter!
  – Submitted by Maya B (8 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: Leave now.
  2. Jonathan: Sorry Gramps.
  – Submitted by Carlos C (8 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: *hypnotizing tone* Never return!
  2. Jonathan: Wait! You mean, never return to the hotel?
  3. Dracula: *stammers a bit* But I just erased your memory! You looked straight into my eyes!
  4. Jonathan: Oh, maybe it's my contact lenses. Hold up. *starts picking at lens*
  5. Dracula: Gah! That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!
  6. Jonathan: Almost got it.
  – Submitted by Eric T (9 months ago)
• 1. Dracula: Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!
  – Submitted by Maya B (11 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: Whoa! What's your name?
  2. Mavis: My names' Mavis.
  – Submitted by Maya B (11 months ago)
• 1. Mavis: Dad. Everyone here is ancient.
  – Submitted by Maya B (11 months ago)
• 1. Jonathan: Hello?
  2. Dracula: A human!
  3. Jonathan: What is this place?
  – Submitted by Maya B (11 months ago)