• PG-13, 1 hr. 31 min.
  • Comedy, Romance
  • Directed By:
    Tom Putnam
    In Theaters:
    Feb 8, 2008 Wide
    On DVD:
    May 6, 2008
  • Regent Releasing

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The Hottie and the Nottie Reviews

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Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com

Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.

Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | Original Score: 0/4

January 6, 2014
Dave White
Movies.com

Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.

Full Review Source: Movies.com | Original Score: 0/5

April 4, 2011
Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy

A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.

Full Review Source: Antagony & Ecstasy | Original Score: 2/10

March 8, 2011
Tim Grierson
Screendaily

Tabloid curiosity Paris Hilton may be the main draw, but it's doubtful that even her celebrity will do much to raise the prospects of this aggressively moronic comedy.

Full Review Source: Screendaily

July 23, 2008
Kevin McCarthy
WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)

I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).

Full Review Source: WJFK-FM (CBS Radio) | Original Score: 0/5

June 1, 2008

an insult to mankind

| Original Score: 0.5/5

May 19, 2008
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com

The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

May 19, 2008
Chris Seibold
Filmcritic.com

isn't quite bad enough to enjoy for camp value

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

May 14, 2008
Prairie Miller
NewsBlaze

Paris definitely wear the pants in this ho hum extra-lite romantic comedy, and I think I can pretty accurately report that she keeps them on down under, from beginning to end.

Full Review Source: NewsBlaze

May 4, 2008
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

A movie where Paris Hilton is a bombshell is less comedy and more Science Fiction...

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | Original Score: 0.5/4

April 27, 2008
Tim Robey
Daily Telegraph

Astonishingly sexist.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph

March 28, 2008

Guardian

In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week.

Full Review Source: Guardian

March 28, 2008

Sun Online

This will take some beating for sheer, brazen dumbness.

Full Review Source: Sun Online | Original Score: 2/5

March 28, 2008

Daily Mirror [UK]

A film of monumental dreadfulness, the hunt for the worst movie of 2008 ends right here.

Full Review Source: Daily Mirror [UK] | Original Score: 1/5

March 28, 2008
James Christopher
Times [UK]

This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals.

Full Review Source: Times [UK] | Original Score: 2/5

March 28, 2008
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]

Grotty rotty shot by potty totty.

Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | Original Score: 1/5

March 28, 2008
Ken McIntyre
Total Film

If you thought She's All That was all that, this will pass the time for you - but if you thought She's All That was all that, well, so would practically any film.

Full Review Source: Total Film | Original Score: 2/5

March 28, 2008

As Barbara Ellen commented in her 'Observer' column, discussing the treatment of Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills, feminism should be approached like football: pick your side and stick with it. Even if that means defending The Hottie And The Nottie.

Full Review Source: Film4 | Original Score: 1.5/5

March 28, 2008
Anna Smith
BBC.com

After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever.

Full Review Source: BBC.com | Original Score: 1/5

March 28, 2008
Rob Daniel
Sky Movies

One day aliens will land on Earth offering us answers to the secrets of the Universe. But, because of films like The Hottie & the Nottie they will deem us unworthy and return to the Heavens once more in their carbon-free interstellar cruisers.

Full Review Source: Sky Movies

March 28, 2008
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