House of 1000 Corpses - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

House of 1000 Corpses Reviews

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Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com
March 28, 2003
Succesfully playing a zombie onstage doesn't take the place of a few basic courses in Film School.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
April 13, 2003
Zombie works the camera well and his music talents allow for a good use of the hard rock score, but ultimately despite all the visual trickery there's a lack of atmosphere, tension and even shock.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
May 3, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: F
Clint Morris
Moviehole
February 17, 2003
Dazzling visuals, gob smacking editing, flamboyant sets and deliciously over the top characters...I fail to see what the attraction is with this film
| Original Score: 2/5
Clint Morris
Film Threat
February 27, 2003
If an hour and a half of undecipherable plot and sickening -- but not exactly novel -- horror tickles your fancy, then House of 1000 Corpses should get your heart palpitating.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
April 14, 2003
Now really, folks -- does anybody really need to read a movie review to know what a movie called House of 1000 Corpses is like?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Brian Gibson
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)
December 1, 2003
I was never scared by this B-movie or its Grade-Z dialogue. The film usually has such a cartoonish, pulpy feel that all the spills and chills seem fake and unsurprising.
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
April 18, 2003
Possibly the greatest waste of celluloid since Jerry Lewis was first allowed to stand before a camera.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
Cheesy, vapid, contrived, and shallow...
Nick Rogers
State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL)
June 26, 2003
It's like a Clive Barker gore-fest as interpreted by an idiot carnival showman, robbed of anything that would make it work.
Full Review| Original Score: .5/4
Erik Childress
eFilmCritic.com
April 10, 2003
Surely the rocker, an incredible admirer of horror films, realized his final product wasn't above the standards of the kind of straight-to-video shlock that even Elvira or Sybil Danning would be ashamed to present.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Jeremiah Kipp
ToxicUniverse.com
June 25, 2003
There's a sense of overkill-no pun intended-that stops being drive-in fun and becomes exhausting.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Pablo Villaça
Cinema em Cena
October 3, 2005
Um filme tão estúpido e mal realizado que me despertou o desejo de agredir fisicamente o diretor-roteirista Rob Zombie, cujo sobrenome deve fazer referência ao seu intelecto.
| Original Score: 1/5
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Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
April 14, 2003
I'm not sure Zombie really wants to scare us at all. Turn our stomachs; maybe, scratch our heads, sure. But scares are not really on the Zombie menu.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Glenn Lovell
San Jose Mercury News
April 14, 2003
Parts have been cannibalized from better shockers and, worse, the stitches holding them together are so obvious they glow in the dark.
| Original Score: 2/4
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Robert Denerstein
Denver Rocky Mountain News
April 16, 2003
| Original Score: D
Michael W. Phillips, Jr.
Goatdog's Movies
April 20, 2003
A waste of nine bucks and 88 minutes of my life.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
July 3, 2007
Le réalisateur cite abondamment, mais ne parvient jamais à donner un sens à ses élans qui finissent par s'éparpiller dans un fourre-tout incohérent et anormalement tapageur
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Bill Clark
FromTheBalcony
June 20, 2005
A disaster area.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
August 1, 2003
The movie that no studio wanted... and with good reason.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Derek Adams
Time Out
June 24, 2006
Jesse Hassenger
PopMatters
April 25, 2003
KJ Doughton
Nitrate Online
April 25, 2003
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review
May 4, 2003

Orlando Weekly
April 17, 2003

Deseret News, Salt Lake City
April 19, 2003
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Houston Chronicle
April 26, 2003

Boston Phoenix
July 2, 2003

Guardian
January 15, 2004
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