Neither funny enough nor black enough, The Ice Harvest is a lazy, haphazard picture that spins its wheels like a Kia on an icy road.
The Ice Harvest (2005)
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Reviews Counted:127
Fresh:57
Rotten:70
Average Rating:5.5/10
Consensus: The Ice Harvest offers a couple of laughs, but considering the people involved, it should be a lot funnier.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for violence, language and sexuality/nudity.
Runtime: 89 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Nov 23, 2005 Wide
Box Office: $8,819,059
Synopsis: Based on the novel by Scott Phillips, THE ICE HARVEST is a comic film noir set in very cold and icy Wichita, Kansas. John Cusack turns in another fine performance as Charlie Arglist, a soft-spoken... Based on the novel by Scott Phillips, THE ICE HARVEST is a comic film noir set in very cold and icy Wichita, Kansas. John Cusack turns in another fine performance as Charlie Arglist, a soft-spoken lawyer who works for local mob boss Bill Guerrard (Randy Quaid). Charlie hangs out in strip clubs, pines after femme fatale Renata (Connie Nielsen), rarely sees his kids, and basically watches life happen all around him. Ready for a change, he and the much more hardened Vic Cavanaugh (Billy Bob Thornton) steal $2.1 million from Guerrard and plan to play it cool before leaving town, trying not to create suspicion. All they need to do is make it through Christmas Eve--but that's not going to be easy for Charlie, who spends the long night getting caught up in a series of very funny, very dangerous, and very bloody events that unfold while sweet Christmas carols echo in the background. Reminiscent of such stylish modern noirs as RED ROCK WEST and FARGO, THE ICE HARVEST features a clever script by Oscar-winner Robert Benton and Pulitzer Prize-winner Richard Russo, and was directed by Harold Ramis, the former SCTV star and Ghostbuster who has helmed such successful films as CADDYSHACK, GROUNDHOG DAY, and ANALYZE THIS. The acting is uniformly excellent--including Mike Starr as hit man Roy Gelles, who never shows his face--but Oliver Platt runs away with the film as Pete Van Heuten, an old friend of Charlie's who stole his family and now is an obnoxious, hysterical, pathetic drunken fool with a good heart. [More]
Starring: John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Connie Nielsen, Randy Quaid
Starring: John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Connie Nielsen, Randy Quaid, Oliver Platt, Justine Bentley
Director: Harold Ramis
Director: Harold Ramis
Screenwriter: Robert Benton, Richard Russo
Producer: Albert Berger, Ron Yerxa
Composer: David Kitay
Studio: Focus Features
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Reviews for The Ice Harvest
It's entirely possible that Billy Bob Thornton and John Cusack phoned in their parts in The Ice Harvest. But in these modern times, they probably e-mailed.
A dark comedy that's about as far as you can get from the 'warm fuzzy holiday film for the whole family'.
Cusack on autopilot still means a few moments of winky charm, but they're few and far between in this cold-to-the-touch affair.
This is entertainment better left to rental so you can get up and get a snack while it plays.
When the comedy wears off, you're stuck with some heavily dark, strong material.
Ramis might have been onto something had he been able to include less ice and more harvest.
Every so often, you encounter a real mind-boggler of a movie, a film that is misguided in nearly every respect, so much so that you wonder why it was ever shot. 'The Ice Harvest' is one such picture.
Ice Harvest has its laughs, but you may come out of the theater feeling like you need to take a shower.
A hodgepodge of uninspired acting, unfocused thematic intentions and flawed storytelling.
Ramis does some of his best work balancing the immoral tone of the plot with biting humor that rises from the situations and not just fitted in as obvious tension relievers.
a smart and angst-ridden piece of crime existentialism that loses only its nerve, never its brain.
This is a rancid lump of coal in the toe of the Christmas stocking of the holiday movie season.
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