Identity Thief

*Jason* Bateman.

Feb 12 - 04:49 PM

Chum Chum

He still made his point. Correcting him proved what?

Feb 17 - 10:46 PM

Not trying to prove anything, dipshit. Just simply being helpful.

Feb 18 - 09:54 PM

Josh Dull

One could infer that such a mistake is a sign of an overly-fervent naysayer whose argument doesn't hold water, considering Bateman's half-decent body of work as a comedic actor.

Mar 28 - 10:43 AM

In Your Dreams

What a stupid opinion. Bateman is a nice guy and reliable comedic actor. You must be the only person on the face of the planet dumb enough to call him unfunny. What's wrong, not enough frying pans getting banged on heads? Makes sense you would be into a chunker like McCarthy who's only appeal is being exploited on screen as one big fat joke for easy laughs. She could deny the Holocaust and you'd chuckle because of your fetish for plus sizes. Take a hike, Rabbi

Feb 23 - 07:37 PM

"She could deny the Holocaust and you'd chuckle because of your fetish for plus sizes. Take a hike, Rabbi."

Damn, dude. That's kind of fucked up lol.

Feb 24 - 09:44 AM

You get used to In Your Dreams after a while.

Feb 24 - 10:37 AM

In Your Dreams

What's fucked up is you give Sean a free pass for insulting a seasoned actor whose name he couldn't even get right. Yeah, how dare he entertain people and do what he loves! Justine Baterman, what a fascist pig!

Mar 19 - 11:43 AM

Chill the fuck out. I don't agree with what Sean said any more than you do, but leave his religious orientation out of it.

Mar 19 - 06:08 PM

Pay it no mind, Chase. It's just the inane babble of an internet troll.

Mar 20 - 01:51 PM

In Your Dreams

What's the matter Alex? Hurt your feelings with one of my posts? Frankly, someone with an Ed Helm avatar should not be participating in a discussion about the merits of comedy, anyway. Now wipe away the tears and don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

Mar 22 - 05:57 PM

You're the worst troll I've ever seen. And that includes Matthew Preston.

Mar 23 - 11:28 AM

I'm immune to trolls, In Your Dreams. Especially the weak ones like you. So don't waste your time with pathetic responses like that.

Mar 24 - 02:54 PM

Fair enough. I should've seen that coming.

Mar 20 - 02:17 PM

Chum Chum

You'll get over it

Feb 11 - 07:49 AM

Kevin Taylor

don't be a panzy, cupcake

Feb 10 - 11:22 AM

Cool story, bro

Feb 11 - 08:53 AM

Chum Chum

Are you 12?

Feb 11 - 03:46 PM

Yeah, dude. That's exactly right. You got me.

Feb 12 - 11:11 AM

I don't know how you're going to come back from being called 12, Chase. You must feel totally owned.

Feb 18 - 09:59 PM

I do. It left me devastated and exasperated. I'm not sure how I can carry on my daily tasks now.

Feb 19 - 08:29 AM

Jesus Christ, it's really 147 minutes long??

Feb 6 - 10:03 AM

Virginia Keating

Apparently not; it's down to 107 minutes now. Guess it must have just been a typo before.

Feb 7 - 09:16 AM

I still think it's too long lol.

Feb 8 - 07:03 AM

Dawn Havard

There is NOTHING funny about identity theft. It is horrible, agonizing, and take forever to fix. Not to mention the $$$$!

Don't care who's in it. Wouldn't go to see it if it was free.

Feb 6 - 06:18 AM

oh no ! $8 gone from my wallet ! noooooo!!!

Feb 6 - 05:56 PM

Mike Fenn

Horrible Bosses was funny. I'll give it a go

Feb 5 - 01:15 PM

Trey Marksberry

Did you see the movie? I assume no.

Feb 4 - 02:38 PM

Stephen Kempf

I can't believe I read this. Thanks for the drop in IQ.

Feb 4 - 02:31 PM

wow, thats what can drop your IQ ? i think you need to see a doctor about that.

Feb 5 - 03:39 PM

Christopher Walken

I'd say it's less likely yo be funny based on starring an obese pantload from an unfunny CBS sitcom with a laughtrack.

Feb 4 - 01:41 PM

THANK you

Feb 4 - 02:50 PM

Alton Copland

Chase is a troll, guys. All he does is show up on a movie's board before the film comes out and says it looks stupid. Don't feed him. Let him live under his lonely bridge in isolation.

Feb 4 - 06:30 AM

Do you even know what a troll is? I did that with 3 movies. This one, Movie, 43, and The Haunting in CT 2. So far, I'm 2 for 2. I create threads like these because I'm generally right, and because I get bored when I'm not working on my own portfolio. Not that it's any of your business. Get used to me, because I'm not going anywhere, dude.

Feb 4 - 11:45 AM

you are clearly not able to understand who true trolls are, so please think before you post another comment.

Feb 5 - 03:41 PM

He's not trolling.

Feb 11 - 12:19 PM

brian wilson

A "thread" that doesn't seem to serve a purpose or make much of a statement.

Feb 3 - 01:08 PM

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brian wilson

It's in reference to the OP calling the movie a "comedy", which, best I can tell, he is using the parenthesis in an ironic context, since he doesn't seem to think the movie has much potential as a comedy since the plot of the movie is based around identity theft.

Here, I'm using the word "thread" ironically. To me, an internet thread typically consists of the OP either making a statement and then backing up their viewpoint with evidence to support their statement, or posing a question to open up a debate or conversation. I use the word "thread" here ironically, because the original poster has not really done either of these things.

I've been on the internet long enough to know that there are a large number of cases where threads exist solely to incite anger or vent some sort of rage caused by some other aspect of the internet users life, but the less cynical side of me likes to think the internet can still be used for objective discussion. Then again, maybe that's just a sign I'm growing old. 10 years from now, the internet may have no value, except as a verbal battleground for socially awkward teenage virgins to launch homophobic remarks at each other.

Of course then again, maybe I'm putting way too much thought into having an adult discussion about a movie that could end up being complete garbage.

Feb 4 - 01:32 PM

James Phoenix

Maybe it will be. Why complain about it already?

Feb 2 - 08:05 PM

At least watch it before you start to bitch about it.

Feb 2 - 04:03 PM

Lol hereeeeeeee we go again.

Feb 2 - 04:53 PM

Well, you're basing the quality of the movie off of the premise that you saw in the trailer. It could be funny.

Feb 2 - 08:04 PM

is this really worth the fight ?

Feb 2 - 09:01 PM

I don't see how qualifies as a "fight", hollis. I'm just wondering why Chase felt the need to make this.

Feb 2 - 10:52 PM

well i just thought this would escalate but it hasnt, so sorry. and by fight i meant like a internet fight, you know, like what you would do to a serious troll. but it seems no one is a troll here.

Feb 5 - 03:43 PM

Daniel Ganser

A comedy about drug dealing? A comedy about poverty? A comedy about identity crisis? A comedy about substance abuse? A comedy about burglary? A comedy about murder? A comedy about rogue scientists? A comedy about obesity?

Sorry that all comedies aren't cute like Pixar films.... Oh wait, they have films about mass extinction and genocide, child torture, murder....pollution to the point of non existing...

Feb 1 - 04:24 PM

That's not quite what I mean.

Feb 2 - 01:24 PM

um what is he getting at

Feb 2 - 01:54 PM

No clue, man

Feb 2 - 04:53 PM

Daniel Ganser

From the premise of your title, and following statement it appeared as though you were saying through a sarcastic tone, "There is nothing funny about identity theft." To which I made my subsequent rebuttal.

Sorry that you felt the need to create a thread with such a small amount of context and not expect someone to make this inference.

Feb 4 - 06:18 PM