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Immortals Reviews

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Will Leitch
June 22, 2013
This is an awfully dumb movie that I'll still remember for a while.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
Jeff Beck
September 18, 2012
"Immortals" is indeed good-looking and is even entertaining for a few brief sequences, but that's not nearly enough to begin making up for its multiple flaws elsewhere.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Billy Tatum
We Got This Covered
September 22, 2012
Looks aren't everything, but you'd never guess that by watching Immortals. With a solid cast and breathtaking fight scenes, you almost forget that there's not much of a story.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Paul Weedon
Little White Lies
November 10, 2011
A hyper-violent slab of enjoyably silly blockbuster schlock, but by no means essential viewing.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Matt Patches
November 11, 2011
On pause, I imagine Immortals would mesmerize and intrigue, but in motion, accompanied by a thunderous score, muddy 3D and bland theatrics, it fizzles out.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Paul Brunick
New York Times
November 10, 2011
Sing to me, O Muse, of gods and men, of timeless legends and forgettable retreads. Speak of "Immortals," and answer in all seriousness: did you even read that awful script?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Steve Newall
December 7, 2011
A hodge-podge of nonsense that is just really there to stitch together cool fight scenes and sets.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Martin Roberts
Fan The Fire
November 10, 2011
Underwritten, dramatically shallow and visually disappointing; unlike the myths on which it is based, Immortals will be quickly forgotten.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Roger Moore
Tribune News Service
December 28, 2012
Grisly, gross, messy - and I'm not just talking about Mickey Rourke's table manners
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Margot Harrison
Seven Days
November 23, 2011
Singh approaches the material the way Werner Herzog might approach a film adaptation of "Gossip Girl": He doesn't get it, but that won't stop him from doing his thing.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
Ali Gray
September 28, 2012
You can't take your eyes off it - it's like watching the butchest float on the Gay Pride parade crash in super slow-motion HD.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
November 11, 2011
"The Immortals" is without doubt the best-looking awful movie you will ever see.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Scott Weinberg
November 11, 2011
Half "300" and half "Clash of the Titans," although duller and sillier than both combined.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Kathleen Murphy
MSN Movies
November 11, 2011
This monumental tale of warring gods and men is a beautiful, dead thing, bereft of organic or kinetic life.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Dave Golder
SFX Magazine
November 11, 2011
Immortals doesn't lack a sense of wonder. You spend most of the film wondering why they bothered making it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Tim Grierson
Screen International
November 10, 2011
The blood flows, the decapitated heads roll and the muscles glisten. Unfortunately, Tarsem doesn't seem as interested in the souls within those bodies.
Alison Willmore
November 11, 2011
Immortals lacks the inexorable forward momentum of its role model 300, as well as that movie's audacious, gleeful fascism and oblivious, accidental homoeroticism.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
Matt Stevens
E! Online
November 11, 2011
Audiences with a bloodlust can feast on all the carnage, but those hungry for some real emotion will be left craving more.
Full Review | Original Score: C
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Betsy Sharkey
Los Angeles Times
November 10, 2011
Where are the gods of Olympus when you need them? I ask on behalf of "Immortals," because mere mortals were apparently not able to create a movie that actually made sense.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Eric D. Snider
November 15, 2011
Immortals doesn't suffer because it's cheesy; it suffers because it thinks it isn't.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Leonard Maltin
March 10, 2012
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Leah Rozen
March 2, 2012
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