In the Loop Quotes

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  • Simon Foster:
    It'll be easy peasy lemon squeezy.
    Toby:
    No it won't! It'll be difficult difficult lemon difficult!
    ‐ Submitted by Don D (10 months ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    I'm here, I'm there, I'm fucking everywhere. I'm the egg man.
    Simon Foster:
    Have you come to insult me in a different time zone?
    ‐ Submitted by Mike H (20 months ago)

  • Toby:
    We called some builders. They didn't turn up when they said they would.
    Jamie MacDonald:
    What did you expect? They're builders! Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No, no, because they never fucking turn up in the nick of time. Bat-builder? Spider-builder? Huh? That's why you never see a superhero with a hod!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike H (20 months ago)

  • Jamie MacDonald:
    All right, that's enough with the fucking Oxbridge pleasantries.
    Toby:
    What's Oxbridge about saying hello?
    Jamie MacDonald:
    Shut it, Love Actually! You want me to hole-punch your face?
    ‐ Submitted by Mike H (20 months ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    You're a real boring fuck. I'm sorry, I know you disapprove of cursing so I'll sort it out. You are a boring f star cunt.
    ‐ Submitted by Casey H (22 months ago)

  • Paul Michaelson:
    She doesn't have a hose, she's got a watering can.
    ‐ Submitted by Pete H (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    Hand me the paper. The Telegraph has a cartoon of you teetering on the Great Wall of China suggesting that you are the only political fuck-up visible from space. Look at this!
    ‐ Submitted by Yu K (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    Your purview? Where do you think you are, some regency costume drama? This is a government department, not a fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse-cock!
    ‐ Submitted by Yu K (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    I will marshall all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide!
    ‐ Submitted by Sandor S (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    You may have heard him say that, but he didn't say it, and that's a fact.
    ‐ Submitted by Sandor S (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    Hey, General Flinstone!
    ‐ Submitted by Sandor S (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm Tucker:
    Fucking hung up, haven't you? You fucking hoity-toity fucking...
    White House Tourist:
    Hey, buddy? Enough with the curse words, all right?
    Malcolm Tucker:
    Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck!
    ‐ Submitted by Phil B (3 years ago)

  • Paul Michaelson:
    Am I calm? I'm fucking ZEN!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • General Miller:
    Twelve thousand troops. But that's not enough. That's the amount that are going to die. And at the end of a war you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you've lost.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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