N/A

I wouldn't change a thing. It's been a while since I've seen Hollywood filmmaking this unsafe and unhinged.

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04/17/08

1/4

Why in the world would I give a terrible, terrible move 1 star?Well, how can I call a film worthless when it's so awful that it provides unintended laughs?

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02/24/08

1.5/5

Not only is Dungeon Siege the best film of Uwe Boll's career, but it's also guaranteed not to be the worst one released in its year.

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01/22/08

.5/4

Only Uwe Boll would assume that the moviegoing public craved a trashy Lord of the Rings rip-off starring Burt Reynolds and Matthew Lillard, and only he could then manage to make such a potentially riotous endeavor so humorless.

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01/20/08

N/A

Uwe Boll uses his biggest budget ever to produce a cheap knockoff of LOTR, complete with an Orc-like army of beasts called Krug, elfin woodland beings, and a wizard-esque magus played by John Rhys-Davies, but without a comprehensible plot.

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01/18/08

1/5

...like a Florida dinner theater production of The Lord of the Rings...

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01/17/08

3/10

When King Burt Reynolds says, 'What kind of joke do the gods play on me?,' we feel the pain of a downslide that took him from No. 1 box-office star to appearing in an Uwe Boll schlockfest.

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01/16/08

1.5/4

This Lord of the Rings wannabe gives fantasy adventures a bad name.

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01/16/08

1/5

Just where this kingdom is I don't know, but since the king of the title is played by Burt Reynolds, I'm guessing it's the Lost Continent of Atlanta.

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01/15/08

N/A

Boll is in fact fascinating - largely because his movies assume their audiences exist in an alternate dimension of human experience.

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01/15/08

2/10

Like all Uwe Boll films, it is terrible. Sadly, it is perhaps not terrible enough.

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01/14/08

2.5/4

Part of (the) sizable budget must have been spent on a medieval era cosmetic dental plan. I've never seen so many perfectly straight sparkling pearly whites in a time of brutes and hand-to-hand brutality.

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01/14/08

N/A

Offers scenic locations, some passable special effects, a couple of large-scale battles, and an exceptionally incongruous cast ill-served by feeble scripting and indifferent direction.

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01/14/08

N/A

A magnum dopus so utterly inept that it somehow comes off as perversely admirable. The other two people at Friday's matinee seemed to enjoy it, too.

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01/14/08

1/4

Brevity is the soul of camp, and at close to two-and-a-half hours, Boll's film is just too exhausting to be fun.

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01/14/08

D

Boll clearly still has no idea how to direct or edit a movie, but there is evidence to suggest he has at least learned how to shoot one.

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