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Ja zuster, nee zuster (Yes Nurse! No Nurse!) (2004)



Average Rating: 4.4/10
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Pieter Kramer's musical comedy Ja Zuster Nee Zuster (Yes Nurse! No Nurse!) is an adaptation of a popular 1960s Dutch television series. Loes Luca portrays Klivia, who runs a nursing home filled with colorful eccentrics. Complicating Klivia's life is professional thief Gerrit (Waldemar Torenstra), who is pursuing her daughter, Jet (Tjitske Reidinga). Boordevol (Paul R. Kooij) lives near the nursing home and constantly brings legal complaints against Klivia due to the noise coming from the nursing

Feb 22, 2005

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Yes Nurse, No Nurse is fun -- if you get into its groove.

October 29, 2004 Full Review Source: Miami Herald
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A campy, brightly colored musical comedy based on a popular '60s Dutch sitcom that's unlike any other film out there.

October 29, 2004
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This nonsensical Dutch movie musical rides on the dubious assumption that camp and infantilism are the same thing.

October 28, 2004 Full Review Source: New York Times
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Styles range from cabaret to barbershop to toe-tapping bubblegum, and the rainy-day serenade at the start nods Cherbourgward, with a soupçon of Low Countries sass.

October 26, 2004 Full Review Source: Village Voice
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At once corny and precious, its humor seems too heavily ethnic to travel well.

October 8, 2004 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
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This cranky non-Dutchman came to wish the director had cut a couple of tunes: A little of this goes a long way.

October 7, 2004 Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly
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Sweet and innocent to a fault, the wild tangents the movie takes us on ultimately feel strange for the sake of being strange

December 28, 2004 Full Review Source:

Harmless, colorful fluff with community-theater production values.

October 22, 2004 Full Review Source: E! Online
E! Online

Director Pieter Kramer successfully reproduces the bright colors and cheerful ambiance of musical comedies of the 1950s and '60s.

October 8, 2004 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide
TV Guide's Movie Guide

The characters are all directed to play their goofy expressions for the back row, which might have befitted the boards but is offputting in the close-ups of camera. Moreover, the story is slight.

September 5, 2004 Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine
Boxoffice Magazine

Neither witty nor inventive enough to hold your interest for its belabored 100-minute running time.

September 4, 2004

Perhaps it's all in the translation, but Yes Nurse! No Nurse! makes only a so-so musical...[enhanced by] campy, candy-colored design...

September 3, 2004
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