• R, 1 hr. 44 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Kevin Smith
    In Theaters:
    Aug 24, 2001 Wide
    On DVD:
    Feb 26, 2002
  • Dimension Films

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes

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    1. Banky Edwards/Brodie Bruce: That's what the internet's for - slandering others anonymously.
    – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Cock-Knocker: Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son.
    – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Jay: Affleck, you da bomb in "Phantoms," yo!
    – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Holden McNeil: The internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies.
    – Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Cock-Knocker: [after his fist gets sliced off] Not again.
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. Jay: [after he and Silent Bob get off the bus] Tickets? Since when did they started charging for the bus? Remember we used to ride this shit to school for free?
    – Submitted by David E (20 months ago)
    1. Jay: [typing a message on an internet chat room] All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)

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