• Jcvd
    2 minutes 22 seconds
    Added: Oct 29, 2008

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JCVD (Van Dammage) Reviews

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Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

The shock of seeing the "Muscles From Brussels" emote may have blinded many to the fact that his big comeback vehicle is a pretty mediocre movie.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | Original Score: 2.5/5

December 11, 2008
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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I sorta enjoyed myself. I could have done without the scene where he floats in anguished reverie, making Hamlet sound like an extrovert.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 2.5/4

November 14, 2008
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

You could hit up the DVD value bin and stage yourself a Lionheart and Kickboxer marathon to see the man the way he'd want to be remembered. Or at least the way I'd like to remember him.

Full Review Source: Arizona Daily Star | Original Score: 2/4

January 15, 2009
Chris Barsanti
Filmcritic.com

even with a smart concept and playful humor, JCVD runs out of juice before its conclusion

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

December 14, 2008
Christopher Long
Movie Metropolis

JCVD sputters badly during the bank heist scenes which, unfortunately, make up the bulk of the film.

Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Original Score: 5/10

November 12, 2008
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Instead of being a spiffy spoof, the movie gives its star little to do.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 1.5/4

November 7, 2008
Allan Hunter
Daily Express

An existential-heist thriller with moments of dark comedy, JCVD is decidedly different and has its moments but you probably have to be a diehard fan to really cherish it.

Full Review Source: Daily Express | Original Score: 2/5

February 5, 2009
Edward Porter
Sunday Times (UK)

His face has a Bogart-esque haggardness, and his speeches about his life and career have at least a semblance of painful sincerity. This spectacle isn't enough to keep the film from dragging, but it certainly has curiosity value.

Full Review Source: Sunday Times (UK) | Original Score: 2/5

February 5, 2009
Anthony Quinn
Independent

Our chastened hero steers a confusing course between self-parody and self-justification. "Van Damme needs just one thing ..." runs the tag line, "... to be himself". But does anyone still care?

Full Review Source: Independent | Original Score: 1/5

January 30, 2009
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Turns out as bad as the star's recent string of dreadful films except for the fascination to look at it as one would a car crash.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Original Score: C+

August 11, 2010
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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This may well be the most memorable Jean-Claude Van Damme movie ever, but I'm afraid that's not saying much.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

November 7, 2008
Ben Kenigsberg
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 2/5

November 17, 2011
Rob Thomas
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

It's as if he's trying to reach through the screen and show us the real guy behind the image he's spent a lifetime creating. I'm not sure if he's successful, but the attempt is fascinating.

Full Review Source: Capital Times (Madison, WI) | Original Score: 2.5/4

February 9, 2009
David Edelstein
New York Magazine/Vulture
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The film itself doesn't rise above the level of a good try. In the absence of Godardian wit, JCVD needs more kickboxing.

Full Review Source: New York Magazine/Vulture

November 3, 2008
David Fear
Time Out New York
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Part career-resuscitation attempt and part serious cry for help, Mabrouk El Mechri's Damme Day Afternoon rebranding effort is an incredibly intriguing failure.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Original Score: 3/6

November 5, 2008
Derek Malcolm
This is London

This may be the best movie he's made. It's in French, by the way.

Full Review Source: This is London | Original Score: 2/5

January 30, 2009
Dave White
Movies.com

Full Review Source: Movies.com | Original Score: 2/5

April 4, 2011
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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If you know Van Damme's work in the least, if you have any sympathy for the plight of the third-rate action screen hero whose days come to an end, JCVD will amuse and touch you.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 3/5

December 4, 2008
Sam Adams
Los Angeles Times
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It might be the most impressive stunt of his career.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 3/5

November 14, 2008

Van Damme puts his best work ever on screen, but ironically the guy who never relied on a good script before is let down by one here.

Full Review Source: CHUD | Original Score: 7/10

September 29, 2008
Mark Kermode
BBC Radio Five Live
April 4, 2011
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