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- Jeff: I watched signs again last night.
- Jeff: I told you I dont believe in fighting.
- Pat: Oh yeah, because your a pussy.
- Jeff: Was Gandhi a pussy?
- Jeff: Everyone and Everything is interconnected in the universe.
Stay pure of heart and you will see the signs.
Follow the signs and you will find your destiny.
- Jeff: This Porsche is tiny.
- Pat: The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch.
- Jeff: Are those workout gloves?
- Pat: Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so...
- Jeff: Shit is alive!
- Jeff and Pat's Mom: Did you get the wood glue?
- Jeff: You ever feel like you were waiting for ever to figure out what your destiny is?