Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)

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Movie Info

When a ravenous school of albino bull sharks turn Seaside Heights into an Italian-American buffet, a group of well-tanned locals take up arms to put the vicious feeding frenzy to an end. Paul SOrvino, Jack Scalia, Joey Fatone, and William Atherton star.

Rating: R
Genre: Action & Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Directed By: ,
Written By: Jeffrey Schenck, Richard Gnolfo, Michael Ciminera
On DVD: Aug 28, 2012
Runtime:
Anchor Bay Entertainment

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as Captain Sallie

as Moretti

as Himself

as The Complication

as Donnie

as Balzac

as Joey Pelligrino
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Critic Reviews for Jersey Shore Shark Attack

All Critics (2)

Appallingly cheap on every conceivable level, Jersey Shore Shark Attack is like watching a bad porno without the satisfaction of seeing any actual sex.

Full Review… | September 10, 2012
IGN DVD

A truly baffling little shark movie that sparks my curiosity, but not my interest.

Full Review… | August 24, 2012
CraveOnline

Audience Reviews for Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Well, if you're going to make fun bad movies, why not use them to also make fun of popular culture. Jersey Shore Shark Attack is both SCy-Fy's latest creature feature as well as being a lampoon of the popular TV show Jersey Shore. This is, for what it is, an incredible idea. Most of the time you only watch these films for the bad effects and monster attacks. Everything else is just filler. They usually cram in some mumbo jumbo science talk, or a vendetta with the beast which results in terrible performances. Here those filler scenes have been turned into bizarre and OTT parodies of people that are bizarre and OTT to begin with. It's a great way to pass the time. If you hate these people then laugh at them, if you like them you'll appreciate some of the nods it makes. There are also some cameos such as Vinny from the real life Jersey Shore playing a news reporter and reading his lines off cue cards. There's also Joey Fatone as himself in a self-deprecating role. It's a lot of fun, if you like stupid corny movies.

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Luke Baldock

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The best thing about this film is the fact that SyFy went after Jersey Shore. Other than that, there is nothing.

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