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Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)

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With summer in full swing and a record-breaking Fourth of July crowd soaking up the boardwalk sun, Seaside Heights is the place to be in New Jersey! But when an illegal coastal drilling operation inadvertently unleashes a horde of man-eating albino bull sharks, the city is hurled into a deadly chaos. Can a local Jersey crew band together to fend off the bloodthirsty, ravenous sharks before the whole town is consumed - or will these "Shore" hotties sleep with the fishes?

Aug 28, 2012

Anchor Bay Entertainment

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All Critics (2) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (2) | DVD (1)

Appallingly cheap on every conceivable level, Jersey Shore Shark Attack is like watching a bad porno without the satisfaction of seeing any actual sex.

September 10, 2012 Full Review Source: IGN DVD
IGN DVD

A truly baffling little shark movie that sparks my curiosity, but not my interest.

August 24, 2012 Full Review Source: CraveOnline
CraveOnline

Audience Reviews for Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Well, if you're going to make fun bad movies, why not use them to also make fun of popular culture. Jersey Shore Shark Attack is both SCy-Fy's latest creature feature as well as being a lampoon of the popular TV show Jersey Shore. This is, for what it is, an incredible idea. Most of the time you only watch these films for the bad effects and monster attacks. Everything else is just filler. They usually cram in some mumbo jumbo science talk, or a vendetta with the beast which results in terrible performances. Here those filler scenes have been turned into bizarre and OTT parodies of people that are bizarre and OTT to begin with. It's a great way to pass the time. If you hate these people then laugh at them, if you like them you'll appreciate some of the nods it makes. There are also some cameos such as Vinny from the real life Jersey Shore playing a news reporter and reading his lines off cue cards. There's also Joey Fatone as himself in a self-deprecating role. It's a lot of fun, if you like stupid corny movies.
August 4, 2012
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The best thing about this film is the fact that SyFy went after Jersey Shore. Other than that, there is nothing.
January 21, 2013
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