• PG-13, 1 hr. 31 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:    Dennie Gordon
  • In Theaters:    Apr 11, 2001 Wide
  • On DVD:    Aug 28, 2001
  • Columbia Pictures

Joe Dirt Quotes

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  • Joe Dirt:
    Oh god! I got the poo on me!!!!
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (2 months ago)

  • Clem:
    [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
    ‐ Submitted by zachary v (3 years ago)