John Dies at the End Quotes

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• 1. Woman with Officer: Where are you? Heaven?
  2. John: When you hear a song on the radio, where is the song?
  – Submitted by David B (9 days ago)
• 1. Robert Marley: In your dream, the explosion became the thunder. But the dream started 30 seconds before the thunder hit. How did your mind know that the thunder was coming?
  – Submitted by Diego U (44 days ago)
• 1. Dave: John and I are having a bit of a problem here. We're both seeing completely different versions of you. Now John here has eye sight problems because of his constant masturbation.
  – Submitted by Brian M (4 months ago)
• 1. Dave: Did you ever shit yourself Arnie?
  – Submitted by Steve W (4 months ago)
• 1. John: That door cannot be opened.
  – Submitted by Steve W (4 months ago)