John Dies at the End Quotes

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    1. Roger North: Do the bees know that they make the honey for you? Or do their work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?
    – Submitted by Samphan R (8 months ago)
    1. John: We were chosen by the soy sauce.
    – Submitted by Frances H (10 months ago)
    1. Sergeant McElroy: I think stuff is very real and not real at the same time.
    – Submitted by Frances H (10 months ago)
    1. Dave: You've obviously been blessed with supernatural gifts. What better way to use them than to fish for free beer at parties?
    – Submitted by Frances H (10 months ago)
    1. Dave: Who would have thought my friend John would help bring about the end of the world?
    – Submitted by Frances H (10 months ago)
    1. Dave: What do you think it's like Father? Being crazy, mentally ill?
    2. Father Shellnut: Well, they never know they're ill do they? I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball.
    – Submitted by Charles R (15 months ago)
    1. Woman with Officer: Where are you? Heaven?
    2. John: When you hear a song on the radio, where is the song?
    – Submitted by David B (16 months ago)
    1. Robert Marley: In your dream, the explosion became the thunder. But the dream started 30 seconds before the thunder hit. How did your mind know that the thunder was coming?
    – Submitted by The Artist Formerly Known a (17 months ago)
    1. Dave: John and I are having a bit of a problem here. We're both seeing completely different versions of you. Now John here has eye sight problems because of his constant masturbation.
    – Submitted by Brian M (20 months ago)
    1. Dave: Did you ever shit yourself Arnie?
    – Submitted by Steve W (21 months ago)
    1. John: That door cannot be opened.
    – Submitted by Steve W (21 months ago)

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