John Dies at the End Quotes

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  • Roger North:
    Do the bees know that they make the honey for you? Or do their work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?
    ‐ Submitted by Samphan R (9 months ago)

  • John:
    We were chosen by the soy sauce.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (11 months ago)

  • Sergeant McElroy:
    I think stuff is very real and not real at the same time.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (11 months ago)

  • Dave:
    You've obviously been blessed with supernatural gifts. What better way to use them than to fish for free beer at parties?
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (11 months ago)

  • Dave:
    Who would have thought my friend John would help bring about the end of the world?
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (11 months ago)

  • Dave:
    What do you think it's like Father? Being crazy, mentally ill?
    Father Shellnut:
    Well, they never know they're ill do they? I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball.
    ‐ Submitted by Charles R (16 months ago)

  • Woman with Officer:
    Where are you? Heaven?
    John:
    When you hear a song on the radio, where is the song?
    ‐ Submitted by David B (17 months ago)

  • Robert Marley:
    In your dream, the explosion became the thunder. But the dream started 30 seconds before the thunder hit. How did your mind know that the thunder was coming?
    ‐ Submitted by The Artist Formerly Known a (18 months ago)

  • Dave:
    John and I are having a bit of a problem here. We're both seeing completely different versions of you. Now John here has eye sight problems because of his constant masturbation.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian M (21 months ago)

  • Dave:
    Did you ever shit yourself Arnie?
    ‐ Submitted by Steve W (22 months ago)

  • John:
    That door cannot be opened.
    ‐ Submitted by Steve W (22 months ago)