Johnny English Quotes

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    1. Johnny English: [concerning Sauvage] You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman.
    – Submitted by Charlie F (2 years ago)
    1. Radio Announcer: We are about to have our first French king since 1066, so we want you to ring in and tell us things you love about the French, We've had no calls yet, but the lines are still open!
    – Submitted by Frazer M (2 years ago)
    1. Johnny English: As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.
    – Submitted by Alexandar T (2 years ago)
    1. Johnny English: Observe, Bough, the dull incompetence of the criminal mind. It can never hope to match our level of technical expertise.
    – Submitted by Kamal G (2 years ago)

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