A fun-filled adventure story that is certain to keep kids on the edge of their seats while teaching them important life lessons.
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)
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Reviews Counted:54
Fresh:35
Rotten:19
Average Rating:5.8/10
Consensus: Jonah teaches wholesome messages to children in a funny, bouncy package.
Theatrical Release:Oct 4, 2002 Wide
Box Office: $25,408,198
Synopsis:
Get ready for the biggest event in VeggieTales history -- the first feature-length film showcasing the characters you love, as well as some new friends that will take you on the adventure of a...
Get ready for the biggest event in VeggieTales history -- the first feature-length film showcasing the characters you love, as well as some new friends that will take you on the adventure of a lifetime!
The action begins on a moonlit night when a van of singing Veggies encounter some unexpected trouble. After a heated battle with a clothesline, a pair of boxer shorts and, yes, porcupines, Bob the Tomato and the Veggie kids find themselves at an old, rundown seafood joint where nothing is quite as it seems.
Here they encounter "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything," the laziest bunch of scalawags and biggest root beer consumers to never sail the Seven Seas. As Bob and the kids settle in to wait for a tow truck to help get their van back on the road, these curious Pirates share a little story about a guy named Jonah. As the story begins, we are transported to another time and place, where society moves a bit slower than in today's times.
Now Jonah is kind of like a mailman -- except his messages came straight from God! Jonah loves his job, until the day comes when he has to deliver a message to the people of Nineveh. You see, Jonah hates the Ninevites. They lie! They steal! But worst of all, they slap people with fishes! Instead of carrying out his mission, Jonah turns and sets sail in the opposite direction onboard a pirate ship. From the hold of this vessel, where he meets Khalil, a chatty carpet salesman who just happens to be a caterpillar, to the belly of a whale where he meets -- whoops! We can't tell you who he meets there -- to the heart of Nineveh for a hilarious showdown, Jonah goes on an adventure none of them (ncluding the whale) will soon forget! And everyone will learn that one of the best gifts you can give (or get) is a second chance.
This eye-popping animated film will be in theatres this fall, and is brought to you by Big Idea Productions, the creators of the wildly popular CGI video series, VeggieTales. -- © FHE Pictures
Starring: Tim Hodge, Lisa Vischer, Dan Anderson, Kristin Blegen
Starring: Tim Hodge, Lisa Vischer, Dan Anderson, Kristin Blegen, Shelby Vischer
Director: Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki
Director: Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki
Screenwriter: Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki
Producer: Ameake Owens
Composer: Kurt Heinecke, Phil Vischer
Studio: FHE Pictures
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Reviews for Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
A garden-fresh morality tale for the kids, with Monty Python-inspired humor.
Strictly for kids suffering from rescinded television privileges or adults seeking a nap in a cool, dark environment that reeks of stale popcorn.
The movie's heart is in the right place, but all its messages of tolerance might resonate better if the Spanish-accented pirate didn't get drawn with a gold tooth and the turban-wearing Khalil wasn't an opportunistic rug merchant.
It's a format that probably works best for an audience that is faith-based or very young, but for others it's simply a pleasant opportunity for an occasional giggle at the folly of mankind and the underrated value of veggies.
Theology aside, why put someone who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids' story?
How anyone over the age of 2 can stomach the touchy-feely message this preachy produce promotes is beyond us.
One thing you have to give them credit for: The message of the movie is consistent with the messages espoused in the company's previous video work.
The movie itself is just creative and energetic enough to help it get by, if just barely.
It's got its heart in the right place, but it also wilts after awhile.
It's hard to argue with a children's movie that puts bouncy rhythm to the song lyric, 'Don't fight/Don't cheat/Wash your hands before you eat.'
Seeing as I'm a 31-year-old Jewish cynic from Philadelphia, it's plainly obvious that I am not the intended audience for Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. But I know a feature-length advertisement when I see one.
Bouncy animation and catchy songs keep the film from tasting too much like spinach.
The film thrusts the inchoate but already eldritch Christian Right propaganda machine into national media circles.
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