Director Jimmy Hayward fails to establish a viable reason for this movie to exist.
I have to say, your reviews of horrible films are priceless. And as far as John Malkovich making "wrongheaded job choices"- wasn't he in Eragon? So, that's been established. Okay, thanks for some good laughs.
Jun 18 - 03:52 PM
Love you Peter
Jun 18 - 05:58 PM
Indeed. In one respect I am pleased though; I have been waiting for years for something to out-ordure "Marci X", and ever since seeing the trailer moment in which the hero employs a pair of Gatling guns attached to a horse - together with an assortment of other cringeworthy moments - I have been fairly confident that someone may finally have scaled this cinematic pinnacle. It's pleasing to know my hopes were not vain.
Jun 19 - 02:39 PM
Sad, Jonah Hex has all the elements to become an epic western, yet the people at the movie turn it down to a remake of Wild Wild West... any rap song in the OST too???
Jun 20 - 02:42 PM