Jurassic Park Quotes

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    1. Robert Muldoon: Clever girl.
    – Submitted by Matthew B (50 days ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
    – Submitted by Jared F (14 months ago)
    1. Robert Muldoon: Clever girl.
    – Submitted by Lovino V (17 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.
    – Submitted by Lovino V (17 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: I really hate that man.
    – Submitted by Joe N (17 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit
    – Submitted by Joe N (17 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now [bangs on the table]
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: That'll be a first - man and dinosaur all die together.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go... carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. 'Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?' Clown fleas and high wire fleas and fleas on parade... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [Dr. Ellie Sattler has dug through a pile of dino-droppings with her hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [looking at a huge mound of dinosaur faeces] That is one big pile of shit.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
    2. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
    – Submitted by Adam O (19 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys ... Man creates dinosaurs..
    2. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs...eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.
    – Submitted by Christopher W (21 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: Welcome... to Jurassic Park.
    – Submitted by Josh D (21 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.
    – Submitted by Josh D (21 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: How do you know they're all female? Does somebody walk into the enclosure and look under the dinosaur's skirt?
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
    2. Alan Grant: What are those?
    3. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Oh my God. Do you know what this is? It's a dinosaur egg. They're breeding.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: I hate being right all the time.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (21 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before...
    2. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (22 months ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Ian, freeze!
    – Submitted by joseph j (22 months ago)
    1. Alan Grant: [T Rex breaks out of enclosure] Where do he think hes going? [Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom]
    2. Ian Malcolm: If you gotta go you gotta go.
    – Submitted by joseph j (22 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?
    – Submitted by joseph j (22 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.
    – Submitted by Charlie L (22 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?
    2. John Hammond: I really hate that man.
    – Submitted by Dan K (23 months ago)
    1. Lex: He's gonna eat the goat?
    2. Tim: Excellent!
    3. Donald Gennaro: What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?
    4. Lex: I happen to be a vegetarian.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (24 months ago)
    1. Robert Muldoon: Shoot her! Shoot her!
    – Submitted by Brandon M (24 months ago)
    1. Arnold: Please! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!
    – Submitted by Giacomo M (24 months ago)
    1. Dennis Nedry: Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word! Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!
    – Submitted by Giacomo M (24 months ago)
    1. Arnold: I'm not fearing any man... I may not get there with you...
    – Submitted by Jesse K (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome to Jurassic Park.
    – Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think whether they should.
    – Submitted by Felipe A (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by sixty-five million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?
    2. John Hammond: I don't believe it! You were meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
    3. Donald Gennaro: Thank you.
    – Submitted by Maria S (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
    2. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
    – Submitted by Maria S (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
    2. Ian Malcolm: Yeah John, but if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
    – Submitted by Maria S (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: I want to let you know I won't be sponsoring your park.
    – Submitted by Jack P (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Welcome... To Jurassic Park.
    – Submitted by Jackson M (2 years ago)
    1. Dodgson: You shouldn't use my name.
    2. Dennis Nedry: [loudly] Dodgson, Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here! See nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like a secret agent or something.
    – Submitted by Brandon M (2 years ago)
    1. Arnold: I can't get Jurassic Park back on line without Dennis Nedry.
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: And now I'm sitting here, by myself, talking to myself. That's chaos theory.
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. Arnold: Hold onto your butts.
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: We're out of the job.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: I bring scientists, you bring the rock star.
    – Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have butter-fingers?
    2. Dennis Nedry: [Laughs] I am so unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this one room with minimal staff for up to three days. Do you really think that kind of automation is easy [takes a drink of soda] or cheap? Do you know anyone who can network eight connection machines or debug two million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if you do I'd love to see them try.
    3. John Hammond: I am sorry about your financial problems Dennis I really am but they are your problems.
    4. Dennis Nedry: Oh you're right John you're absolutely right, you know everything is my problem.
    5. John Hammond: I will not get drawn in to another financial debate with you Dennis, I really will not.
    6. Dennis Nedry: It's been hardly any debate at all.
    7. John Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
    8. Dennis Nedry: [Nods his head] Thanks dad.
    – Submitted by Brett S (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: [after Malcom lights a flare to distract the T-Rex] Ian! Freeze!
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Robert Muldoon: [gets ambushed by a second velociraptor while hunting another] Clever girl.
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man brings back dinosaurs.
    2. Dr. Ellie Sattler: [sarcastic] Dinosaurs eat Man, Woman inherits the Earth.
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: God, I hate being right all the time.
    – Submitted by Kris R (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Creation is an act of sheer will.
    – Submitted by Dann M (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Life will find a way.
    – Submitted by Justin D (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: It's it's a dinosaur!!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Arnold: Hold on to your butts.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Robert Muldoon: [talking about the velociraptors] They should all be destroyed.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, NOTHING worked.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Can we chance taking him back to the jeep?
    2. Ian Malcolm: Please chance it!
    – Submitted by T R (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we have the slightest idea of what to expect?
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: You're meant to defend me against these characters and the only one I've got on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer!
    2. Donald Gennaro: Thank you.
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [to Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Condors are on the verge of extinction! If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
    2. Ian Malcolm: This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and Nature selected them for extinction!
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: How can we sit in the light of discovery and not act?
    2. Ian Malcolm: Oh what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
    – Submitted by John R (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. [Alan reading]
    – Submitted by Juan F (2 years ago)
    1. Tim: [yells at the dinosaur] God bless you.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: You've got it, and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it, [bangs on table] you want to sell it now.
    – Submitted by Justin K (2 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [T-rex chases after the Jeep] Must go faster!
    – Submitted by Justin K (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Ellie Sattler: [the dinosuar chases her, Alan, Tim and Lex with the Jeep] Look out!
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: I bring scientists, you bring a rock star.
    – Submitted by Joe A (2 years ago)
    1. Robert Muldoon: Clever girl.
    – Submitted by Joe A (2 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!
    – Submitted by Joe A (2 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse your park.
    2. John Hammond: Neither do I.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)
    1. Arnold: John, you're going to have to find somebody else, because I will NOT do it.
    – Submitted by Jack B (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
    – Submitted by Warren G (3 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park.
    – Submitted by Saim C (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.
    – Submitted by Saim C (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
    – Submitted by Saim C (3 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!
    – Submitted by Kiersten F (3 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Looks like we're out of a job.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct.
    – Submitted by Jonathon P (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct.
    – Submitted by Jonathon P (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.
    – Submitted by Rocky F (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Life will find a way.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Life finds a way.
    – Submitted by Jondede 0 (3 years ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Life finds a way.
    – Submitted by Jondede 0 (3 years ago)
    1. John Hammond: Welcome, to Jurassic Park!
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Life found a way!
    – Submitted by Tyler C (3 years ago)

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