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Jurassic Park IV Plot Details Leaked

by Jeff Giles | August 14, 2007

Summary

Over at Bloody-Disgusting, this is quickly shaping up to be the Week of News About Sequels You Will Not Want to See -- hot on the heels of yesterday's report about Alone in the Dark II, the site is offering up a bit of incredible (in the worst sense of the word) news about Jurassic Park IV. Back to Article

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hunch51984 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 06:40 AM

Jesus! I hope there joking seriously, I mean I grew up on Jurassic Park, The Lost World was okay and 3 was a big dissapointment, but I honestly can say that if that is the plot of the movie then I wont go see it.

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artsaveslives writes:
on Aug 14 2007 06:49 AM

Really? I would've watched a live-action Dino Riders movie when I was 8, but not now.

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TombstoneLawDog writes:
on Aug 14 2007 06:56 AM

Man, and here I thought my powers of 'cynical prick'ness were at their peak-- I was thinking 'What could they POSSIBLY say about this movie that would make me have less respect for industry executives..'

And then they drop this. ****ing live-action dinobots, without the 'transformers' part. Please, if there is anything holy about this universe, let someone high up get fired over this. At least humiliated or balled out in front of the entire office. Maybe dumped by his girlfriend while he's proposing. Scalding hot coffee poured on his lap? ..I say 'his' because --and take this however you want-- no woman, straight or lesbian, would/could/should come up with putting weapons on dinosaurs.

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HeisLegend1231 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:04 AM

This has to be a sick joke. I loved the 1st two and liked the 3rd but this just sounds stupid. Is this going to be a SciFi Channel Original movie?

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Gimy writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:08 AM

lemme see the cast rounded up...and a trailer...and i'll make a better judgement. the thing that gets me is the "weapons" part. they're already frikkin dinosaurs...what else do you want? just say they were trained by mike vick...and they feed on the enemy the military designates. i COULD see that working, but i think everybody is picturing the worst. it just depends on where the plot goes with the idea. to the warzone and you see the dino's in action? or the military base where they've being held and somehow escape(minus the "weapons")...causing panic? its not off to a good start though but, we know one SUPPOSED part of the movie. you can't COMPLETELY write it off just yet...but get your pens ready

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Mr. Kong writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:14 AM

We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

This better be a ****in' hoax.

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NMB writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:22 AM

In reply to this comment (#1038989)
You said it, brother.

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rockster11 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:25 AM

If this comes to fruition I will literally vomit.

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neoes writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:29 AM

oh my god....if they do this, I will literally die a little inside

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TpUnZo92 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:33 AM

That is probably one of the worse things i have ever heard, wtf are they doin sendin dinosaurs to iraq,im curious if thats wht they mean about goverment. But its still a crappy set up im 15 and i alredy knew that

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JUDGE DREDD writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:34 AM

OK, having just read about the horrible thread about dinosaurs with guns.
(A concept i saw in some jurassic park comic books about the dinos being bread for combat/also it happenned in some Aliens comic.)

I have decided to share a brief description for a Jurassic Park 4, movie script i was too lazy to write a few years back, as i love JP. And you MUST read the books if you havent already.

OK, here goes.... and it is NOT a complete story, just some basics.

.....

The story kicks off on the Original Island of Isla Nubar, site of the actual Park, and not site B, featured in both the sequels.

It is 5 years since JP 3. And the Park has been re modified and is now fully functioning to the general public. Hammond finally got his wish.

The park has been open for 2 months, and has been a world wide phenominon. However the park has a very diffrent re-designed layout. Instead of all the perimeter fences as they were, they have been replaced by huge white observation tunnels (like in Jaws 3) the tunnels have electrified fences on the outsides of them. One advantage of the tunnels is that they can cross scenic valleys and mountain ranges making the views more spectacular. Also added safety.

Also, instead of seperating ALL of the dinosaurs, some of them are free to mingle, alowing nature to take its course and for the viewers to witness real dino fights and births etc..

There is also a strong military presence on the island as extra security. including a ranger station, with helicoptor etc...

Anyways, this being JURASSIC PARK, something has so go sh*t-shaped at some point. My idea is for terrorists (either religious fanatics or animal rights protesters) to pose as engineers, they manually shut down the power grid, and have created a bomb that blows a huge section out of the tunnel. All the safety doors behind the visitors are now locked, and a band of survivors have to battle their way forwards, which will include crossing a canyon, riding up a river(as in the first JP book) where they face the T-rex and lots of spitting Dilophosaurs. They also have to travel through volcanic areas where the Raptors nest. The military has to search for them and get involved in some hot shootem-up action, etc etc...

Well, thats roughly it, without me writing a book of it all, something i would love to do.
So if you liked that idea, you may also like my ideas for a ghostbusters 3, and various other storys iv dreamed up. If you hated it, well, suck my b*lls!

heres a poster i made too...

http://a303.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_72161d2e8a2ee72f21bb00d226d82fc6.jpg

enjoy!

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arendr writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:35 AM

Whaaaat....???

Not that I held out much hope for this movie already, but wow...bad idea.

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1up writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:37 AM

Obviously this was thought up by Calvin, with assistance from Hobbes.

T-REX'S IN F-16s!!!

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1up writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:38 AM

Obviously this was thought up by Calvin, with assistance from Hobbes.

T-REX'S IN F-16s!!!

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JUDGE DREDD writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:40 AM

OK, having just read about the horrible thread about dinosaurs with guns.
(A concept i saw in some jurassic park comic books about the dinos being bread for combat/also it happenned in some Aliens comic.)

I have decided to share a brief description for a Jurassic Park 4, movie script i was too lazy to write a few years back, as i love JP. And you MUST read the books if you havent already.

OK, here goes.... and it is NOT a complete story, just some basics.

.....

The story kicks off on the Original Island of Isla Nubar, site of the actual Park, and not site B, featured in both the sequels.

It is 5 years since JP 3. And the Park has been re modified and is now fully functioning to the general public. Hammond finally got his wish.

The park has been open for 2 months, and has been a world wide phenominon. However the park has a very diffrent re-designed layout. Instead of all the perimeter fences as they were, they have been replaced by huge white observation tunnels (like in Jaws 3) the tunnels have electrified fences on the outsides of them. One advantage of the tunnels is that they can cross scenic valleys and mountain ranges making the views more spectacular. Also added safety.

Also, instead of seperating ALL of the dinosaurs, some of them are free to mingle, alowing nature to take its course and for the viewers to witness real dino fights and births etc..

There is also a strong military presence on the island as extra security. including a ranger station, with helicoptor etc...

Anyways, this being JURASSIC PARK, something has so go sh*t-shaped at some point. My idea is for terrorists (either religious fanatics or animal rights protesters) to pose as engineers, they manually shut down the power grid, and have created a bomb that blows a huge section out of the tunnel. All the safety doors behind the visitors are now locked, and a band of survivors have to battle their way forwards, which will include crossing a canyon, riding up a river(as in the first JP book) where they face the T-rex and lots of spitting Dilophosaurs. They also have to travel through volcanic areas where the Raptors nest. The military has to search for them and get involved in some hot shootem-up action, etc etc...

Well, thats roughly it, without me writing a book of it all, something i would love to do.
So if you liked that idea, you may also like my ideas for a ghostbusters 3, and various other storys iv dreamed up. If you hated it, well, suck my b*lls!

heres a poster i made too...

http://a303.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_72161d2e8a2ee72f21bb00d226d82fc6.jpg

enjoy!

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Mr. Kong writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:40 AM

In reply to this comment (#1038998)
:D

I ****in' love those guys.

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QElliott writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:53 AM

Old news, Ive been making fun of this for months and will continue to do so.

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Ryuk_Apples writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:58 AM

I'm pretty sure they're trying to keep the plot under wraps, and this was just a joke when asked what it was about.

"So what's the script about?"

"Oh, you know, Dinosaurs getting trained by the military to become elite super soldiers. That sort of thing."

This CAN NOT be real. NOBODY is stupid enough to greenlight that.

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jacog writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:17 AM

Good one bat-fink... the poster that is, not the rambling :)

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wacko3205 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:19 AM

Wow. I'm stunned. With all of the potential they could string out of Jurrassic Park sequels they come up with this?

I remember reading a Dark Horse comic or one of the other lesser printers & seeing some trash like that in print...surely this is not legit?

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wacko3205 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:20 AM

Wow. I'm stunned. With all of the potential they could string out of Jurrassic Park sequels they come up with this?

I remember reading a Dark Horse comic or one of the other lesser printers & seeing some trash like that in print...surely this is not legit?

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LowBalls writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:38 AM

Finally Hollywood gets something right! 10 years ago cloning Dinosaurs seemed crazy, now I say to you that this is a movie for dreamers people. Dreamers! Dreamers who just want to see a simple movie. A movie in which Raptors have M-16's. A movie that undoubtedly will be utterly hilarious.

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melikeemovies writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:41 AM

This is news? This is SO OLD. I read about this on another "cool news" website a couple of years ago. There was a review of John Sayles' script the JOHN SAYLES who gave us the scripts for the original PIRHANA and ALLIGATOR, not to mention all of his own independent greatness. Anyway, that review of that script was extremely positive.

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Oz_79 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:44 AM

If they do this concept, I hope Laura Dern and T-Rex team up at the end to fight off the military in a salute to Predator vs. Alien. And then right before the credits come up, Laura and T T (thats Laura's new pet name for T-Rex) go into a cave and make dinobabies!!!

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pulgasari writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:47 AM

Yeah, no matter how stupid this sounds, JP4 could actually be pretty entertaining, if you don't try to take it seriously. T-rexes with gatling guns! Cyborg raptors. I guess it can sort of be a good movie to make fun of.

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wintem01 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:50 AM

They can't be serious - Day of the Dolphin -

Hmm. maybe they can. Is George C Scott in the cast?

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Oz_79 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:58 AM

If they do this concept, I hope Laura Dern and T-Rex team up at the end to fight off the military in a salute to Predator vs. Alien. And then right before the credits come up, Laura and T T (thats Laura's new pet name for T-Rex) go into a cave and make dinobabies!!!

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bluestar50 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:08 AM

WTF is this s**t? The plot sounds horrible. Is Uwe Bolle busy these days? How much worse can it get?

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Warheart1188 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:11 AM

Wow. The JP franchise has been soiled for years and now, it's officially dead.

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arendr writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:12 AM

I just dug around the JP4 forums here on RT and saw that this was in the script review from AICN in 2004. Which makes me suspicious about the truthfulness of this new report. However, IMDB lists Monahan and Sayles as the writers just like in that script, so who knows...

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nathanpoitras writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:20 AM

I won't believe this until it's official, it can't be true, it just can't.

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Schattenkirk writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:28 AM

Wow, how many years ago was this actual news? 2-3 years ago?

Can't wait to see this chestnut arrive again in 2010.

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MarkusCominToGETCHA writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:55 AM

i think it could be pretty cool in a comic-book action way
wait and see

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Vicens17 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:58 AM

They might as well take off a T-Rexs leg and replace it with a machine gun.

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Sputnik99 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:09 AM

Sequels just get dummer and dummer. It's a documented, proven fact.

Even if this is a joke, JP4 will still stink.

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mouse_clicker writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:10 AM

Are you guys mad? This sounds GREAT! Face it: Jurassic Park is the only truly great movie of the series. The Lost World got muddled up and made no sense, and then completely lost itself when it switched to San Francisco, and then the third movie was just pure ****. They might as well go a ridiculous route with the fourth movie. As long as it doesn't take itself as seriously as 2 and 3 did, and it's fun to watch, then I'll consider it a worthy addition to the franchise.

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gojirazilla writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:20 AM

sounds like another hollywood crapfest ill be seeing THE HOST 2 for my guilty pleasure forget this crap

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sharpless writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:21 AM

This could be ****ing hilarious. Bring it on!

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Dachshund96 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:43 AM

They are going to mount friking 'lasers' on their heads.

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tsalin@hotmail.com writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:49 AM

kill me now, by dinos with guns trained by the government... man that's some stupid ****..

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Tommy Hannigan writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:58 AM

They can't be serious?? Can they??

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RuinerxxSINCITY writes:
on Aug 14 2007 11:00 AM

battfink that sounds a little too much like the first one with minor details changed around. we already saw what happens when the park goes to hell.... As too the plot details we all knew this movie was going to be some ridiculous crap. As soon as I heard JP IV was confirmed I sighed and thought "GREAT!, as if the 3 one didn't make the series look bad enough." The plot could be a lot worse. like if rich people started paying to have the last of the dinos on the islands brought to their homes to be made pets. or if something happened and the dinos were shrank down and only 5 survived the process and some little kid finds them and tries to hide them in his room so his parents don't find out...

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ChitownMatt writes:
on Aug 14 2007 11:34 AM

I admit it sounds like a stupid idea, but Who Knows?
I remember thinking %u201CStar Trek the Next Generation%u201D was a stupid idea and I was sure the show was going to go over like a led zeppelin. But I was sure wrong about that one.
Dinosaurs with freaking laser beams glued to their heads%u2026.Who Knows?

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Bob* writes:
on Aug 14 2007 12:15 PM

yikes! I hope is fake :S

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kungfu_sage writes:
on Aug 14 2007 12:29 PM

hey 1up, what state do you live in?

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Darule17 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 12:34 PM

Hope this is a joke man.

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SCall13 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 12:54 PM

I heard this exact plot rumor several years ago. I'm pretty sure this is total BS. I also read somewhere along the way, in more than one place, that Speilberg has given his seal of approval to the script. IF this was, in fact, part of the plot, I have a hard time believing that Spielberg would give it his thumbs up.

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Product_of_You writes:
on Aug 14 2007 12:56 PM

I can't wait to see dinosaurs with bandannas and covert gear shooting some bitches.

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bigjimd366 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:12 PM

"We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes."

Would not at all be surprising to me at all if they think this is a good idea. I sure hope they are joking though.

Or maybe its worded that way to create hype.... maybe what they really are doing for a plot is the dinos are trained to CARRY weapons, like transport, and the government's armys use them for battle not the dinos... okay its a stretch but I can see that working better than dino "terminators" as this suggests

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rgallitan writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:12 PM

They've already done Transformers. Why not just make Dino-Riders and leave Jurassic Park out of it?

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~*Admiral Snowstorm*~ writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:21 PM

OK guys:

If I had to choose between a third sequel that takes itself seriously but is awful anyway (Jurassic Park 3-style) or a third sequel that is completely insane and with a plotline crazier than pretty much any plotline I've ever heard of before (Jurassic Park 4-style), I'd definitely choose the latter. You all are right; the series is dead. The first one was great, the second one was subpar, the third one was garbage. Do we really need another boring and predictable add-on to the series? If they're going to really shame the series further by adding another sequel, I'd rather they have a complete blast making it so that the movie will be hugely entertaining as well. It's going to be awful, don't think I'm saying it won't be. But if they play their cards right, this could be one mother of a so-bad-it's-good movie. Which is more than we'd get with a Jurassic Park 3 repeat.

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MathmaticusRex writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:24 PM

This upsets me only because it'll put the kabosh on any possibility of a Dino-Riders movie. And I was so hopeful too!

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Azlam Orlandu writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:33 PM

Actually it sounds like good fun. I'm not going to be disappointed either way because my expectations are really low.

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blank blank writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:35 PM

let me guess what the plot is: giant motherf**king dinosaurs eating people.

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Floor Man writes:
on Aug 14 2007 01:52 PM

In reply to this comment (#1038989)
Amen.

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RandomVirus writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:05 PM

This is seriously the most awesome ****ing idea I've ever heard so far this week.

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Sadistik writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:05 PM

This would be hilarious. I would take copious amounts of drugs and sit through something like this...I don't know about you guys...

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JUDGE DREDD writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:10 PM

Here is my movie poster design for this atrocity!!!

I give you... RAPTO.... jurassic park: part 4

http://a303.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_72161d2e8a2ee72f21bb00d226d82fc6.jpg

what u think?

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Dominem007 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:27 PM

Ok if they actually go through with this idea then I want nobody to freakin see this movie, let it make 5 million on opening weekend...seriously, this is such ****ing bull****!

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moviemonkey2 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:51 PM

LMAO

Wow. It's so absurd and horrible sounding, that it might be brilliant. Move over Snakes on a Plane. Hello Dino-Pets with Guns.

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Titan123 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:54 PM

Ah, hahahahahaha!!

Oh, plz.... "We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes."

HOOHOHOHOHO! Really did everyone lose their brains in Hollywood??? Talk about lack of imagination!!

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Titan123 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 02:55 PM

Ah, hahahahahaha!!

Oh, plz.... "We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes."

HOOHOHOHOHO! Really did everyone lose their brains in Hollywood??? Talk about lack of imagination!!

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Zen Bullet writes:
on Aug 14 2007 03:23 PM

This indeed was the concept behind one of the story drafts a year or two ago. It's not a joke. Actually, the dinosaurs-with-weapons angle was what Spielberg apparently latched onto as the "big idea" that this film needed in order to rejuvinate the franchise. I read a lengthy story synopsis for this version of JP4 . . . which included an elite police squad of raptors . . . each given Roman-origin names. One of the raptors was called Spartacus (Yes, I feel your pain). However, later, when the film went into quieter development, onther story plans were reported while the script became clearer. Actually I'm surprised by this article because it harkens back to one of the earlier script notions . . . which I didn't think would last through development. Either the current bulletin is blindly referring to that earlier report and sloppily insinuating that it is part of the current plot, or else the concept has survived this long in development (which has to be a quantum impossibility, right?)

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goldmonkee writes:
on Aug 14 2007 03:37 PM

http://www.arrrr.com/dinoriders/dinowar-1.jpg

PEW PEW!

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gamejediben writes:
on Aug 14 2007 04:28 PM

They can't be THAT stupid...

can they?

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ZiGyStRdUsT writes:
on Aug 14 2007 04:30 PM

I dunno, what if they make it like Turok? I'd be up for raptors with lazers, anyone with me?

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galamb writes:
on Aug 14 2007 04:31 PM

Oh my God ... i laughed so hard after reading this!! just imagine... 'No body move! the t-rex can't see us if we don't move!!!... wait what's that? holy crap! the t-rex's got a machine gun!!! ruuuuuuun! runnnn and don't look back!"

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FreakyNipples69 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 04:32 PM

Please spend half of the movie's budget to get David Koepp to write another script, please!

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galamb writes:
on Aug 14 2007 04:33 PM

three words! Terodactyls With Chainsaws!!!

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theboondocksaint writes:
on Aug 14 2007 04:34 PM

wow this sounds almost as exciting as dragon wars!!!!!!!

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ShasR writes:
on Aug 14 2007 05:10 PM

This is a joke. Spielberg would never go for that...but if it's true, he's dead to me

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h-town24 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 05:35 PM

What was that stupid little comment about! But yeah you're right, JP was better than CC!!

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lavatory love machine writes:
on Aug 14 2007 05:45 PM

actually it will very hard for this movie to be worse than JP3, even with that storyline

also, I think it's stolen of one of the gun survivor games, witch were a spin-off of the resident evil series

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bob funch writes:
on Aug 14 2007 06:48 PM

If i recall correctly, none other than John Sayles wrote a JP script - as a joke (i thought) for Spielberg and co. that involved gun toting, cigar chomping, wise cracking dinos. My impression was Spielberg laughed it off. Did I read that on RT like 3 years ago? Probably I read it on AICN. So, either it's a rumor floated by someone too dense or too lazy dig up anything real, or Universal just put this out to move the JP franchise up the "it list", or perhaps it's real and Universal really is just that stupid. Howzabout Morgan Freeman shows up as God and commands Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum to live as Adam and Eve on Isla Nubar with the dinosaurs - just like it was in the Bible! Of course this dosen't sit well with Sam Neill...

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yodas gooch writes:
on Aug 14 2007 07:26 PM

Sounds totally AWESOME!!!.............................NOT!

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deneco4 writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:26 PM

Lets just call it Turok the Dinosaur Hunter instead. Yeah.

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Kollikodon writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:38 PM

Well... .if this actually ends up as the final product.. you all know what im going to see drunk.

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CoUcH ToMaToE DoUgIe writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:49 PM

hey as long as they kill jeff goldblum, i'm okay! nah, i don't mean it, i

like jeff's acting as long as he continue to act as often as he does now, which is

almost never. but hey, he was in the first two and they were fine and dandy. so, maybe

i should be nicer to him and use my vengence on sam neil. well, he was on the third one

and that was a disgrace to the legacy of every dinosaur who ever lived plus hey

speilberg how did that script rewrite work out, huh? yeah, if you didn't know he did

rewrite the script the last minute and he produced that wonderful story. in the end, it

was only wonderful for spielberg and his bank account. so, i hope i guess they bring

back goldblum, as at least a lucky charm, especially with this script. if this is true

this movie could unseat battlefield earth and folks this movie may end up being too bad

even for the sci-fi standards. and thats saying a lot. but i got feeling this has to be

some phiny facade like made up titles for well heralded projects.

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CoUcH ToMaToE DoUgIe writes:
on Aug 14 2007 08:58 PM

In reply to this comment (#1040466)
buddy, did you see the last one. imagine how far that piece of crap fell from

the original sequel that was just good. face it spielberg gave us a visual masterpiece

for dinosaurs that may never be matched in the original movie. still, considering how

lost and all time dreadful storymaking his third installment was, i think the man is

beginning to lose his LEGENDARY IMAGINARY Spark that allowed him to do all those amazing

fantasy films: e.t.encounters of the third kind, jurassic park. its gone, people just

look at war of the worlds, the last j.p. movie and now this! Steven, Listen to me stick

to serious dramas and war movies because the thing that made you an all time legend,

your unparallel imagination, is dead! its sad but true.

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hobbitte writes:
on Aug 14 2007 09:06 PM

bat-fink, that poster's GREAT! (the script a bit-been-there-done-that, though)

As for the post, if this is a joke, it's not even funny; too bad an after-taste.
If not, the peanut-brain who came up it must be retarded all the way back to the Jurassic; a serious misstep in JP's already crippling evolution, nay regression.

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Exode writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:13 PM

Cast Milla Jovavich to play a half naked genetically altered amazon woman who fights the dinosaurs with her bare hands and I'm sure Spielberg would lose hope in humanity and resort to alcoholism to make everything right again.

Smart dinosaurs with guns, no, military use seems b-movie yet salvageable and a logical next step in a way. Why wouldn't they want there hands on something so powerful? Also to improve upon the original methods of their creation?

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Atticus is HIGHLY TENSE writes:
on Aug 14 2007 10:25 PM

In reply to this comment (#1039001)
Well, you don't have much of a story there except for sequelized contrivance much like JAWS 3. That story just kicks the dead horse even further. I'd rather take my chances with weaponized dinos, than a Jaws 3 rip off.

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Bengio writes:
on Aug 15 2007 01:23 AM

I dont know, I might get a little chuckle seeing a T-Rex flying around on a hover jet shooting missles while Malcom tells everyone that this was the chaos theory all along..... *sighs...

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89as13 writes:
on Aug 15 2007 01:27 AM

if this is true i may aswell kill myself right now!

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mbrocchi writes:
on Aug 15 2007 03:19 AM

Has George Lucas got anything to do with this project? I bet he came up with the idea...

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fatmc writes:
on Aug 15 2007 04:17 AM

I don't mind them making Dino-Riders, I loved that when I was a kid, but please call it by it's name!!! not Jurassic Park 4!

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tennisboygr writes:
on Aug 15 2007 04:40 AM

I think they just made baby Jesus cry.

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sorednax writes:
on Aug 15 2007 04:47 AM

The bitterest pill to swallow is that there is someone out there with tons of money and no common sense. If you want to throw away money, send it my way. I wonder what the pitch was like???

Pitch: So, we got this idea to use the Jurassic Park Franchise to tell a story about Dinosaurs that are equipped with rockets and machine guns to wage war, as their being controlled by the Government.

Investor: Brilliant!!! Here's $100 million.

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Vitamin M writes:
on Aug 15 2007 07:47 AM

Calvin and Hobbes! that's hilarious.
anyway when I read this "news" a year or two ago the idea was credited to Steven Spielberg. and really a movie about giant robots transforming into cars made $300 million meanwhile a kid wizard, a guy with the abilities of a spider and a giant green ogre with a talking donkey and cat have all been ruling the box office. So from a business stand point I don't see how the dinosuars with guns idea is really that bad.
it might be a stupid film but you know what I'm enough of a child at heart to think "T-rex's in F-16's" and think "hey that's funny, I'll have to see that."

and at the very least I would think that this news means they are trying to reinvent or redifine the series instead of just doing the exact same thing again like what Bat-Fink is suggesting. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with your idea except as you point out yourself, it's all been done before either in previous JP's or in Jaws etc.
so hey here's something that sounds original so let's give it a chance...at the very least it will probably be the only way we can see anything close to what a Turok Dinosaur Hunter movie would look like.

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Vitamin M writes:
on Aug 15 2007 07:58 AM

In reply to this comment (#1039997)
Admiral Snowstorm I agree with you completely! if they are going to try and make a blockbuster weird *** movie then go all the freaking way instead of pussing out making another carbon copy.

so everyone calm down and go rent Dino Riders...no matter what it has to be better then that show.

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serge ibarra writes:
on Aug 15 2007 09:13 AM

All I want are sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads. Is that too much to ask for?

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clever_user_name writes:
on Aug 15 2007 09:31 AM

Im hoping it gets made just so i can laugh a little knowing that something that "wonderful" exists.

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Prosper761 writes:
on Aug 15 2007 09:39 AM

What moron though that this story would draw anyone over the age of 8 into a theatre? I can't imagine that either Speilberg or Crichton would allow the franchise to move in such an insipid and outlandish direction. Just another example of talentless number crunchers running the studios into the creative grave.

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Infernal writes:
on Aug 15 2007 10:35 AM

They won't honestly make it like that. They're not THAT stupid.

I am excited for another Jurassic Park. If people DON'T like sequels, do NOT see the movie, simple as that.

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D.Mc writes:
on Aug 15 2007 10:48 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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bluestar50 writes:
on Aug 15 2007 11:18 AM

Just make it a direct to DVD movie instead.

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Holly Jolly writes:
on Aug 15 2007 12:11 PM

If they actually did this I would probably go see it. Call it 'Dinosaurs with Guns' and Snakes on a Plane will be de-throned.

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tuswraith writes:
on Aug 15 2007 12:14 PM

In reply to this comment (#1038995)
That's a f***** awesome idea bat-fink. I can't say I approve of the poster, but I do approve of the great plot. It's new, yet it goes back to the roots of why we all love Jurassic Park in the first place. Dinosaurs stalking people in the wilderness. None of this T-rex running through San Diego BS. The most successful sequels are the ones that return to the formulas (with new ideas obviously) that made them great. I'd like to see more of the ideas from the Jurassic Park and Lost World BOOKS be brought into the movies. You can see elements of the first book in the original movie, but also in the Lost World (the compys (sp?) attacking the little girl) and in the third (Birdcage idea, as well as riding down the river, although not exactly the same). God I hope this latest news is a farce. BTW, has anyone played Trespasser? Although it failed as a game, I loved it because of how ambitious it was, and I think it could potentially make a good story. Go the 28 Days Later way and make a sequel that brings in entirely new characters looking at the story from a different angle.

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crlove writes:
on Aug 15 2007 12:30 PM

Yeah, this rumor was first posted on Ain't It Cool News by Moriarity three years ago, almost to the day: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/18166

The link has many more details.

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crlove writes:
on Aug 15 2007 12:35 PM

Yeah, this rumor was first posted on Ain't It Cool News by Moriarity three years ago, almost to the day: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/18166

The link has many more details.

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clamman27 writes:
on Aug 15 2007 01:32 PM

Sounds like any one of a number of made for sci-fi channel tv movies... dinocrok, frankenfish, mansquito... only thing separating it from them is the Jurassic Park name.

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Bigbrother writes:
on Aug 15 2007 01:50 PM

I can't believe this craptacular movie got 102 posts.

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squarethecircle writes:
on Aug 15 2007 03:42 PM

Four movie ideas better than this one:
"Karl Rove, international pop superstar" - Karl Rove leaves the cabinet to become a hit in Eastern Europe, South America, and Kansas City. All but five minutes of the movie consist of Karl Rove singing and dancing. Guaranteed to make you expel blood from all major orifices.
"Monkeys Invade the Moon!" -A group of super-intelligent monkeys are created by Greenpeace in an attempt to destroy the nations cheese industry, which is causing massive clouds of evaporated CO2 to cut down the rainforest. Unfortunately (fortunately?), the monkeys decide that the moon is the main source of cheese in the galaxy, and hijack pumped up Yugo hatchbacks to dig into the moon's core so they can turn it all into fondu. Unfortunately (fortunately?), they are intercepted by George W. Bush on his way to the Abraham. Unfortunately (fortunately?), he determines that he also wants fondu, and sends the US army to find weapons of mass destruction.
"Dust" - A documentary about dust. Lasts 1 hour, 45 minutes. Why?!
"Plan 10 from outer space"

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Drew914 writes:
on Aug 15 2007 05:14 PM

That tears it. Hollywood has run out of ideas.

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wxguy writes:
on Aug 15 2007 05:38 PM

WOW!!! That really sucks.

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wxguy writes:
on Aug 15 2007 05:39 PM

And I thought Spiderman 3 was bad....

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ben_oblivion writes:
on Aug 15 2007 06:29 PM

Hey, maybe they'll put Bruce Campbell in it.

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Ben Bervig writes:
on Aug 15 2007 07:56 PM

that'd be cool if the military got involved somehow in a fight with the dinosaurs and got to use they're guns against them.I wanted a dinosaur to pop out and get shot at the end of the third movie when they got rescued by the military.but that was just a wish, i doubt they could make a good movie out of that

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smi1ey writes:
on Aug 16 2007 02:51 AM

if i remember correctly, there were JP toys released like this far a long the series... like towards when the toys stopped being popular. apparently the movies are going the same route... bleah. what a shame.

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noblesaint writes:
on Aug 16 2007 05:24 AM

Hahahahaha, ferocious dinosaur are set goin to iraq nice one!!!!!!
prepare to battle, dinosaurs transform!!!!! arrrrrrrrr

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noblesaint writes:
on Aug 16 2007 05:31 AM

In reply to this comment (#1039552)
i agree mr tsalin im excited seeing some dinosaur zoids types. Dinos with laser in the eye flashbangs, granade, bazooka and some freakin weapons

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minderbinder writes:
on Aug 16 2007 10:34 AM

This rumor is ANCIENT. Aicn reported this at least a year or two ago.

Why is this showing up now?

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rezag writes:
on Aug 17 2007 03:10 PM

Great, friggin great.. dinosaurs with guns they've just ruined it I grew up on JP and now it includes a goverment with trained dinosaurs using guns perhaps even talk?.. they should have a vote about this wether they do have dinosaurs with guns which is completely unormal or dinosaurs that lived like dinosaurs like in JP1 JP2 JP3! And they should add the Gigantisaurus in the movie instead having dinosaurs with GUNS!

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Wallcloud writes:
on Aug 17 2007 07:52 PM

yep that is really tragic and i sympathise with everyone like me who grew up with JP.

hopefully it's not true, they should make it more of a safari-like movie on the island where it's not ALL "dino pops out and chases people". how can you not be creative with the JP storyline???

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deadSoldier writes:
on Aug 17 2007 11:51 PM

THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS TRUE.

GOD WOULDN'T ALLOW IT.

PERIOD.

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Avi writes:
on Aug 18 2007 07:16 PM

Jurassic Park IV: Dinosaurmaggedon

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skotchx writes:
on Aug 20 2007 07:56 AM

uhh....wow. i just threw up in my mouth a little......wow.

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ifoughtpiranhas84 writes:
on Aug 20 2007 08:27 AM

While I still think the movie is going to be like Stephen Segall (a bloated money grubbing has been that was never all that amazing to begin with) (ok, so the original JP was a classic, anyway), this log line isn't new. I believe Harry Knowles did an expose on a similar plot line for JP4 about three years ago. I hope this idea isn't true, but as the two plots seem almost identical {with the Knowles article delving deeply into the absolute absurdity of it all (think Hellboy, but without the witty self-awareness)}, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

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Paul Rome writes:
on Aug 20 2007 03:57 PM

Crap inna Basket. Thats what it is. Hey, does this seem oddly similar to the upcoming Dragon Wars, or is that just me? (Certain 'dragons' have canons on their backs.) I mightve enjoyed it if it wasnt a jurassic park movie, but oh well...

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voytec2k writes:
on Aug 20 2007 08:07 PM

im gonna go commit suicide

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smartmoviekid writes:
on Aug 20 2007 10:07 PM

In reply to this comment (#1042865)
man i would love to see dust!

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Mutonizer writes:
on Aug 21 2007 04:06 AM

I really hope it's a joke or something. Dinosaurs with weapons used by goverment? Come on! Why not make Veloci-ninjas, paint them black and have them jump all over against Jackie Chan or Jet Li while at it? JP5: Sarah Connor VS the Rex-O-minator?

I remember the first one as if it only came out yesterday, the awe in front of these creatures put on screen, the thrill of the chases and the discovery of the island. The other two felt re-heated but if that story goes live, man...

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megachu17 writes:
on Sep 09 2007 11:50 AM

that is a rediculus plot, iv grown up watching jurassic park movies, i lov the 1st, the seconed was OK, and the 3rd was pretty good, but this plot kinda kills it, ill go watch the movie before i judge it but still

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campbell412 writes:
on Sep 09 2007 08:16 PM

I saw this "plot leak" like 3 years ago. Im almost positive its a fake. The writer for the script wasn't even choosen then and its just someones idea of either a joke or someone who thinks that their script should be used. Don't lose hope, Im sure they wouldn't do that to us.

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*$*~*KingKevin*~*$* writes:
on Sep 10 2007 07:04 PM

In reply to this comment (#1038995)
Bat-Fink, I must say I dreamt of a Plot like that for a while now(Especially wanting to see the Diliphosauras's in action) Plus theres 5 islands and I hated that the other 2 movies were on Ilsa Sorna and how in the JP3 the The army and Navy came and not a single Dinosaur was shot(Thats when I gave up hope on JP and praid for a Dino Crisis movie Lol)Also the Raptors were beautifully made but not nearly as violent as the other films(In other words they were Jurassic Pussies) which made JP3 very boring(Especially when the only people killed were practically out of focus)Plus I don't wanna see any Dino's in the city again cuz it took away the Mystic aura of the movie.Here's some things I like and hate. Like:People with weapons Hate:Never getting to see them actually use them, Like:Dr.Allen Grant Hate:Dr.Allen Grant in JP3(Im sorry he wasn't as cool and Bad-*** as the first one), Like:Vicious Velociraptors Hate:Seeing no one getting jumped on by one(Like in JP2) Or getting their face ripped off(Like in JP1), Like:The T-rex Hate:Spinosaurus(I'm sorry I like Dinosaurs that actually get the job done Lol), Like:Keira Knightly and all of her glory(If she stars in this movie) Hate:If Dinos with guns appear in JP4(First off I won't see it, and secondly you might as well make a Turok movie if you're dying to see crap like that), Like:The Flying Dinos(Wanna see more of those) Hate:The Lucky comments(Lucky strap, Lucky bag in JP2 was alright....But stop with Lucky ****), Like:I'd like to see Water Dinosaurs in action(Ex:Would take place in a Jurassic Park below-level marine/aquarium room) Hate:Seeing no one bite a Compy's head off while getting attacked by a group of them, Like:Roland(The bald hunter dude in JP2) Hate:When Grant had a Nightmare on the plane and dreamt of a talking Raptor(No point whatsoever), Like:Ian Malcolm and the humour he brought to the screen Hate:That stupid Phone ring in JP3, Like:Those head-butting dinosaurs Hate:Not being able to see a fight with one of those head-butting dinosaurs with a raptor, but instead see T-Rex get his neck snapped by a Spino without bitting a chunk off the Spinos back, Like:Seeing two Big-*** T-Rex's like in JP2 going after people Hate:Seeing a Spino Do sweet F**K all for 2 hrs, Like:Being able to see a homo-sexual try running from a Raptor(Just kidding.....But it would be funny considering the way a *** runs.....That or a Raptor using a Door-Bell Lol), Hate:Knowing that the Producers and Directors probably wont even see what I wrote and was just a waste of my time to write all of this.....But n e wayz man I'd be happy to see a concept like u wrote Bat-Fink, it would also give the movie a chance to explore different locations.N e wayz in my opinion That Dinos with Guns is just a rumour and nothing more.....unless Speilberg is on LSD then that's a different story.N e wayz I'm new on this site and I hope u like my opinions.Thank you and have urselves a blast ;P

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killermonkey8822 writes:
on Sep 11 2007 11:27 PM

you know, just when i thought that hollywood couldn't get any stupider.... they go and do a thing like this.... dinasours with guns? if that is a joke then it is lame and unfunny (actually it is kind of funny)..... but still a dinasours with guns?..... i don't even know how to respond to something like this...... is steven spielberg going to be apart of this?

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residentevil666 writes:
on Sep 22 2007 04:59 AM

this is a hoax a fake plot of this was released in 2004 or 5 its not true at all

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residentevil666 writes:
on Sep 22 2007 05:00 AM

this is a hoax a fake plot of this was released in 2004 or 5 its not true at all

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Gray115 writes:
on Sep 22 2007 07:28 PM

hey guys you want to see a realy jurassic park story go to the story ideas then in the forums alot of people already said that the story is kick ***

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TheJulius writes:
on Oct 11 2007 10:38 AM

So our the dinosauers gonna escape again? Or is it just seing tons of raptors running aroung like their playing a game of Halo 3?

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TheJulius writes:
on Oct 11 2007 10:42 AM

So whats going to happen? Our the dinos gonna massacre again? Or our we gonna see a bunch of raptors running around like a game of Halo 3?

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TheJulius writes:
on Oct 16 2007 10:20 AM

Sorry, I spelt are wrong! And I posted the same comment twice...

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Rivers15 writes:
on Oct 30 2007 02:19 AM

I actually liked all movies... but idk about "crime Fighting Dinos"... lol funny

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TaranCameron writes:
on Oct 30 2007 07:22 AM

What.....just ruin the series of films why dont you!!!

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TheJulius writes:
on Nov 01 2007 10:25 AM

Agreed. Fools! The first two were the best! They shouldn't have made any more! I think it was uhh.... Speilburg or something with an S, we directed the frist one, it was the best! Those dirty movie makers, screwing it all up with a third and fourth!!

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TheJulius writes:
on Nov 01 2007 10:30 AM

Dang! I'm in class typing so fast and I keep spelling stuff wrong, sorry about the -we directed- it's supposed to be who! Dang! But seriously, is there another dino attack in the 4? Or is it gonna be like, dinosauers running around with guns... and with a fourth, their probably gonna make a 5! NOO!

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Panda_Bear writes:
on Nov 10 2007 07:39 PM

All I can say is, in the words of the great Bon Jovi, SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!

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cruxndzine writes:
on Dec 20 2007 07:28 PM

Wow! It amazes me how much false information that has been leaked & even more amazing is that it is being published. At this point, if I am discovered & fired for being the one who has leaked truthful information, I can say it was worth it.

Now before I begin, if there is anyone from Rotten Tomatoes who wants verification of my insider knowledge, then contact you may through the email registered to this account & I will present the necessary documents as long as my identity isn't revealed. So without further adieu... Allow me to clear the air by offering some insight concerning JP4.

First off, all of the JP1 fundamentalists who has been calling for the death of the McGuffins used in the two previous sequels & the return of the Nedry shaving canister... your wish will be granted, courtesy of the Biosyn tracking device in the canister & a few salvageable genetic samples.

Second, you aren't going to see dinosaurs with bazookas strapped to their backs. That has to be the most retarded concept that I have ever read & this is especially true for a film who's crux is experimental bioengineering, no matter how far fetched. With that being said, the article isn't completely false.

Biosyn will go behind the back of the U.N. to sell their clones to terrorist regimes & countries that are controlled by terrorist regimes who will utilize the dinosaurs as weapons, by intoducing them into the food chain of enemy nations in order to cripple natural resources & agriculture of their foes.

I hope that makes some of you feel better.

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cruxndzine writes:
on Dec 20 2007 07:31 PM

P.S. Forgive the typographical errors. This post was created after 6 beers.

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Colder Still writes:
on Dec 23 2007 04:21 AM

I gotta say if this is anywhere near true, then there is going to be alot of disappointed fans out there. I grew up on Jurassic Park, the original was great. The second was ok but better than the third which was terrible. Maybe Joe Johnston should have stuck to cartoons. Seriously, I didnt think that they could do worse than the third. They must have assigned a 5 year old with a big imagination and autism to cook up that script.

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IndustrialScorpion writes:
on Jan 01 2008 04:30 AM

I think, that with the right writers and the right actors. It won't be as bad as people think. I mean, you can have a funky idea but if it's written and played out well, than I think it could be awesome. I mean, I wonder how many people first heard of "Star Wars" and said to themselves: "What, people in space with guns and lazer swords? God that is stupid!" Of course, I'm an optimistic person.

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maxpower1 writes:
on Jan 01 2008 04:18 PM

Hey guys, a little bit of good news for everyone. JP4 will not be about dinos with weapons or even further genetically engineered super dinos... These are painfully simplistic plots which kids could come up with. Producers have decided that reviving the Jurassic Park series has serious potential and they arent going to screw it completely with childlike senerios as suggested by some "leaks". These were intentionally realeased false scripts to keep people guessing and finally giving everyone a wave of relief when it is something totally different that actually hits the big screen. So.... who am I and how do I know? And what is JP4 going to actually be about..... well I cant answer all those questions... but I will say that at least two islands will be involved, the right actors will be back and the story takes a new turn in a totally obvious direction that nobody really thought of .... until now.... Cheers!

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cfan01 writes:
on Jan 07 2008 03:26 PM

In reply to this comment (#1038995)
Bat-fink, not bad, but could use a little work. And also remember, a lot of great movies sound goofy when you cut them down to blurbs. It's A Wonderful Life: A guy's life sucks, so he tries to kill himself, but is rescued by a dim-witted angel who teaches him the meaning of life. Star Wars: A farmboy is taken away from his farm to train to be a mystical "Jedi Knight" who can move objects with their mind and fight with laser swords. Etc, etc. So there might be a reasonable explanation for the training and armament. In any case Spielberg vetoed it, he thought it was too improbable (no duh). Joe Johnston is directing again, but Spielberg is producer.

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cfan01 writes:
on Jan 07 2008 03:30 PM

Also, stop ripping on JP3! I agree, compared to the first movie, it was awful. But when viewed as it is- a sequel not based on the books, made by a new director- it's perfectly respectable. Sure it's improbable, but hey, tight-asses: It's called SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. Jaws was more unlikely than JP3- why didn't the shark go to the beach, with a veritable feast of people instead of following three guys chucking steaks in the water?

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voytec2k writes:
on Jan 25 2008 08:35 PM

*cuts wrists*

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ctownreppin writes:
on Jan 26 2008 02:27 PM

i'd go watch that bat-fink dudes movie, but this idea is just straight horrible

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Jurassic sean writes:
on Feb 14 2008 01:02 PM

In reply to this comment (#1038989)
I swear if this movie does have any thing like : dinosaurs having weapons ( other than there natural ones) the government or anyone els for that matter training them for ANYTHING or people having them as pets or anything that i forgot that would be dissopointing, I will throw out EVERYTHING I OWN THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH JURASSIC PARK!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you. :)

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DewiMorgan writes:
on Feb 18 2008 02:37 PM

In reply to this comment (#1380653)
"there will not be any dinosaurs with bazookas strapped to their backs [...] Biosyn will go behind the back of the United Nations to sell their clones to terrorist regimes & countries that are ran by terrorist regimes, who will in turn smuggle the clones into the cities and nations of their enemies in order to ravage the local & economic livestock, agriculture, local food chain, & all other natural resources."

Uh... I honestly preferred the bazooka idea. That at least was only peurile.

1) The UN has nothing whatsoever to do with animal trading. That's customs issue for each individual country.
2) Why sell to terrorists and 3WCs who have almost no money when you can sell to the military with feckloads?
3) Smuggle dinosaurs into the US? Given the vast, VAST number of ways that terrorism could be performed using material in the US, why would they expose themselves to this huge risk? I don't think any other terrorist attack in the history of mankind has ever required smuggling as a part. And smuggling live, dangerous animals? That's just insane.
4) Dinoterrorism is the worst idea since the invention of the term "wardrobe malfunction". It's not even amusingly bad like the C&H "T-Rex's in F-16s" idea. It's just depressingly dumb.

Still, at least it wil give us two new words. "Dinoterrorism"... and "Scriptwriting Malfunction"!

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swoop7_11 writes:
on Mar 29 2008 10:01 PM

That new storyline sounds something out of a Matthew Reilly novel... oh wait... it practically is.

yeah it's not the best... i like the sound of bat-fink's one, its kind of similiar to the jurassic park: operation genesis video game.

or another idea

some random corporation pays some groups to hunt the dinosaurs down and the more dangerous the dinosaur, the more money he pays. (maybe televises it?)

or...

i heard/read about this plot that there is some kind of disease they discover and it comes from the cretaceous period and it threatens to kill off the dinosaurs, but then gets passed from dinosaur to human or something.

yes i know the second one's crap but its better than gun-toting G.I.-Saurs....

i think...

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swoop7_11 writes:
on Mar 29 2008 10:03 PM

That new storyline sounds something out of a Matthew Reilly novel... oh wait... it practically is.

yeah it's not the best... i like the sound of bat-fink's one, its kind of similiar to the jurassic park: operation genesis video game.

or another idea

some random corporation pays some groups to hunt the dinosaurs down and the more dangerous the dinosaur, the more money he pays. (maybe televises it?)

or...

i heard/read about this plot that there is some kind of disease they discover and it comes from the cretaceous period and it threatens to kill off the dinosaurs, but then gets passed from dinosaur to human or something.

yes i know the second one's crap but its better than gun-toting G.I.-Saurs....

i think...

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pav-v- writes:
on Apr 21 2008 12:25 PM

i mean i enjoyed the first JP when it was released but the story line for the second and third was ***t and the story line dosnt seem to be improving i mean if they get a story line thats decent then they can bring out a major film that will half decent. but dinosaurs with guns plz this cat be legit can it?

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hinman11 writes:
on May 19 2008 05:14 PM

i know how it will turn out they used it in tremors night of the shreikers a freak storm comes and the colars controling them turn off and chaos... so what if it were a t-rex going rampaging on the streets er i mean spinosuar t-rex already happened but then think raptors in ur back yard and a ticeratops in ur front it is going to be like um ok im surronded and i need to get groceries

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hinman11 writes:
on May 19 2008 05:16 PM

by the way the second and first were way off the books which were great becouse of the bloody gore and all that they cant show in the movies

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videostoregirl writes:
on May 25 2008 06:41 PM

it has to a fake lead right?
anything more reliable

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Alexson writes:
on May 27 2008 07:43 PM

this sounds like theyve run out of ideas for the film so they make it cheesy with dino-bots.wtf is going to watch this. how about my version okay so theyre at america and it shows the military talking about these project dino(armed dinos) and some dudes like how are we going to do that?then the captain smiles. then it goes to the sams house and they ask sam to come with them and hes like *** off ull die. so they leave and go and get killed until somehow one of the dinos get caught and it is the t-rex so they cal the old dude in the first and 2nd film and he geneticaly makes more and adds guns. then they attack the dinos on the island with their guns and capture al then bring em to america when suudenly they get free and attack the city and mankinds future is at risk. after about 500 deaths sam does some heoric thing and stops the dinos and then the military kill em all thenthe end when thers one more left in the end....huh how about ti huh pretty good eh.

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whathappenedtogoodmovies writes:
on Jul 28 2008 08:21 PM

pffff don't worry people, i don't think they are working this long on the 4th installment to release dinosaurs carrying weapons. whoever came up with that story is obviously lieing. their are many dino and jurassic park fans and i'm sure if they made the 4th jurassic park a govermental dinosaur army movie, no one would go see it, their for the creators would have to be half witted to make it because the movie wouldn't make any money. i don't think speilberg would ever allow that lmao and as for laura dern, she was asked to return in this film, it hasn't been confirmed yet.

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demonslayer writes:
on Aug 13 2008 10:28 AM

I liked the first Jurassic Park. The second was okay, and the third teetered on the edge of cliche and disappointing. But was watchable.

But, if that is the plot of the fourth...ugh! I mean, how do they think they can turn wild dinosaurs into dinotopia warriors? It's just STUPID! Also, I'm having a little trouble believing that Kiera Knightly would sign onto something as childish and heathanistic as that! Surely she has enough Hollywood power to pick and choose her movies, and if she chose something like that....
Well, even if it is like that, I might see it just to see how much they tore apart Micheal Crichton's classic (even though he only wrote Jurassic Park and The Lost World, not JP3 or JP4), and maybe to laugh at their idiocy.

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pixarian72 writes:
on Apr 18 2009 02:46 AM

It's part of the ruling elite's plan to start bombarding us with crappy movies, destroying our childhood franchises. Together with the shutting down of internet movie downloads (e.g. pirate bay) it serves to disillusion us and leave us with only television to turn to so they can manipulate us more easily.

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pixarian72 writes:
on Apr 18 2009 02:50 AM

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At least Bat-fink is coming up with decent ideas, are you?

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jessica b. writes:
on Oct 21 2009 03:16 AM

WHAT!!!! i bloody well hope thats not what its about i might as well go and bloody watch dinotopia!!!! sheesh!! thats just stupid so many things can be thought of so much better if they just try!!.... :( thats disapointing and i was really looking forward to seeing that.... xo ohwell who knows it may be alright...

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