Unashamedly resorting to the knock in the head more times than I think I've ever seen in a picture, this film still manages to hit a truly funny moment one in every ten or so tries.
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01/09/03
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Just Married (2003)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:20
Rotten:82
Average Rating:4/10
Consensus: Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.
Theatrical Release:Jan 10, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $55,992,236
Synopsis: Juggling slapstick comedy with witty dialogue and youthful romance, JUST MARRIED provides an entertaining and optimistic glimpse at young relationships and the struggle to stay in love in a world... [More]
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow
Director: Shawn Levy
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Reviews for Just Married
Spared a straight-to-video burial by virtue of a charming performance by Ashton Kutcher.
01/06/03
No es de esas películas que se vayan a recordar durante mucho tiempo, pero logra su propósito de entretener durante poco más de 90 minutos, a pesar de lo simplista que pudiera parecer su historia en una primera impresión.
01/29/03
Ditches the expected route and comes out surprisingly original and endearing.
01/10/03
Top CriticJust uninspired and mostly unfunny.
01/11/03
Top CriticNone of (the) problems impede the movie's funny concept and fun performances -- and that's what counts.
01/10/03
The film has the age group 16-24 written all over it. But come on, folks, even good intentions to capture a certain market can't make up for a downright silly movie.
01/13/03
The gags fall into four categories: (a) stale, (b) dumb, (c) vaguely tasteless or (d) all of the above.
01/09/03
Teenagers will enjoy this sort of rubbish; I did not.
01/13/03
The film's insistence that these two kids belong together for eternity should persuade only the credulous and unmarried. (I give them six months, personally.)
01/10/03
Top CriticThere are some movies that are good, there are some movies that are bad, and there are some movies that are made tolerable simply because the stars seem to be having fun. Just Married is all three.
01/10/03
The sort of eighties teensploitation falderal that wasn't good to begin with and is somewhere just north of repugnant now.
01/10/03
Has about as much flow, timing, and inspirational humor as statistical research.
01/12/03
"Just Married," the first release of 2003, isn't totally awful. It just manages to squeak by as awfully average.
01/09/03
Resorts to pratfalls and other familiar bits that, while occasionally funny, somehow make it all just a little too formulaic to really lock on.
01/12/03
Unlikely to sweep viewers off their feet.
01/10/03
In the end, a few genuinely funny moments aside, the script is simply too predictable and unvarying to earn the viewer's loyalty.
01/10/03
Top CriticA high cuteness quotient does not a movie make.
01/11/03
Rubbery-faced Kutcher is a nice match for Murphy, and their chemistry keeps the movie afloat even when the gags stretch thin.
01/11/03
Top CriticIf I had been a wedding guest, instead of throwing rice, I would have thrown something more substantial - like a 10-pound ashtray.
01/10/03
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