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01/10/03
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Just Married (2003)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:20
Rotten:82
Average Rating:4/10
Consensus: Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.
Theatrical Release:Jan 10, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $55,992,236
Synopsis: Juggling slapstick comedy with witty dialogue and youthful romance, JUST MARRIED provides an entertaining and optimistic glimpse at young relationships and the struggle to stay in love in a world... [More]
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow
Director: Shawn Levy
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Reviews for Just Married
Top CriticA veritable orgy of strained physical gags, inane vulgarity and poor comic timing.
01/10/03
This film ... thinks it's being cute when in fact it's being exceedingly irritating.
01/10/03
Unlikely to sweep viewers off their feet.
01/10/03
Brittany Murphy and Ashton (Dude, Where's My Car?) Kutcher plunge themselves into this potentially sludgy material ... with such game energy and velocity, they actually whip it into something frothy and fun.
01/10/03
Top Critic...is falling down inherently funny when the person doing it isn't a physical actor/comedian? Nope.
01/10/03
While not bad enough to warrant a divorce, Just Married isn't the fun or funny union that it might have been.
01/10/03
There are some movies that are good, there are some movies that are bad, and there are some movies that are made tolerable simply because the stars seem to be having fun. Just Married is all three.
01/10/03
It takes a number of awkward running steps at the beginning and then founders irrevocably midway through.
01/10/03
Top CriticEvery time Murphy and Kutcher lift Married above the youth-comedy cesspit, Sam Harper's script inserts a gratuitous pratfall or gaseous gag, sending the whole thing spiralling downwards.
01/10/03
A few laughs here and there, but not many of them grow out of the characters, who don't make much sense.
01/10/03
The reality that Just Married reaffirms is not that of life, but of the glossy dumbness of what passes for comedy in big-studio circles.
01/10/03
Top CriticSitcomish, stereotypical and sporadically funny.
01/10/03
Top CriticA romantic comedy that sets itself the difficult task of being simultaneously listless and imbecilic and, by gosh, achieved it.
01/10/03
An innocuous date movie at best.
01/10/03
Kutcher and Murphy deserve better than this leaden, misfire of a movie and so do audiences.
01/10/03
For a teen-geared trifle, this is feel-good fun with its heart in the right place.
01/10/03
Top CriticIn the end, a few genuinely funny moments aside, the script is simply too predictable and unvarying to earn the viewer's loyalty.
01/10/03
Top CriticNaw, there isn't much substance, and the end result is never in doubt, but the laughs are there.
01/10/03
Like all too many marriages, this movie is more an endurance test than the test of true love it pretends to be.
01/10/03
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