As sweet as Just Married can sometimes be, just as often it stoops to crude and mean-spirited gags.
Just Married (2003)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:20
Rotten:82
Average Rating:4/10
Consensus: Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for sexual content, some crude humor and a brief drug reference
Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Jan 10, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $55,992,236
Synopsis: Juggling slapstick comedy with witty dialogue and youthful romance, JUST MARRIED provides an entertaining and optimistic glimpse at young relationships and the struggle to stay in love in a world... Juggling slapstick comedy with witty dialogue and youthful romance, JUST MARRIED provides an entertaining and optimistic glimpse at young relationships and the struggle to stay in love in a world where everything goes wrong. A chance encounter on a beach brings Tom (Ashton Kutcher, DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?) and Sarah (Brittany Murphy, 8 MILE) into each other's lives. They quickly fall in love and agree to get married. Although Sarah's wealthy family does not approve of their daughter's fiancé, Tom and Sarah believe they can sustain themselves on love, and so they take the matrimonial plunge. As soon as they are married, however, things start to unravel--first in their newlywed suite, next on the airplane to their honeymoon in Italy, then in the five-star Hotel Du Rêve in France. Pretty soon the couple is living out a hellish version of Murphy's Law, and divorce begins to look hilariously ominous. When Sarah's old flame shows up at their hotel in Venice to cause further trouble, Tom responds with a jealous outburst that lands the newlyweds in jail. Tom and Sarah survive their misadventures long enough to face the ultimate test of their marriage vows, when each reveals a secret that threatens to spoil their relationship entirely. [More]
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow, Monet Mazur, David Rasche, Thad Luckinbill
Director: Shawn Levy
Director: Shawn Levy
Screenwriter: Sam Harper
Producer: Robert Simonds, Tracey Trench, Lauren Shuler Donner
Composer: Christophe Beck
Studio: 20th Century Fox
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Release:
May 26, 2009
DVD Features:
- Region 1
- NTSC
- Keep Case
- Dual Side - Single Layer
- Anamorphic Widescreen - 1.85
- Full Frame - 1.33
Audio:
- Dolby Digital 2.0 - French, Spanish
- Dolby Digital 5.1 - English
- Subtitles - English, Spanish - Optional
Additional Release Material:
- Audio Commentary: Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy - Stars and Shawn Levy - Director
- Featurette: Comedy Central's REEL COMEDY: JUST MARRIED
- Behind the Scenes: The Making of JUST MARRIED
- Deleted Scenes: With Optional Commentary (4)
Interactive Features:
- Interactive Menus
- Scene Selection
Reviews for Just Married
Ditches the expected route and comes out surprisingly original and endearing.
The film's insistence that these two kids belong together for eternity should persuade only the credulous and unmarried. (I give them six months, personally.)
In two years this flick will be running endlessly on Comedy Central, but if you're craving a mindless romantic comedy before then, Married makes a decent matinee.
The two wonderfully likeable stars steal your heart in every silly scene.
The cast must work overtime to overcome musty jokes that possess the unmistakable scent of a rented tuxedo.
If I had been a wedding guest, instead of throwing rice, I would have thrown something more substantial - like a 10-pound ashtray.
None of (the) problems impede the movie's funny concept and fun performances -- and that's what counts.
As predictable as they come, but Murphy and Kutcher help move things along smoothly. They generate a breezy give-and-take that transforms nicely from infatuation into glaring hatred.
A hit-on-the-head-style comedy of excruciation, with jokes on such always-reliable topics as a rich lady named *****, huge, electrical marital aids, body cavity searches, getting hit on the nose, getting hit on the head, and getting hit on the head again.
The sort of eighties teensploitation falderal that wasn't good to begin with and is somewhere just north of repugnant now.
Of interest only as a product of such generic blandness as to be absolutely airtight: not a whiff of originality or real life has been allowed to spoil its plastic perfection.
The director, Shawn Levy, and the screenwriter, Sam Harper, hardly overtax themselves, contriving to make these young lovers bump into as many walls and doors as possible to wring laughs from a feeble premise.
Ideal for those who think that someone getting hit in the face every two minutes is absolutely as good as comedy gets.
By the time the newlyweds end up in Venice (Italy, not California, though it was probably filmed there), the story's gone so flat that you may feel like a browbeaten spouse trapped in a loveless marriage.
Despite the irrepressible cuteness of this real-life couple in "Just Married," this is one marriage that just isn't going to last.
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