A little too lacking in sophistication to really stand out.
Just Married (2003)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:20
Rotten:82
Average Rating:4/10
Consensus: Just Married's plot is predictable, and the overdone pratfalls get tiresome.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for sexual content, some crude humor and a brief drug reference
Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Jan 10, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $55,992,236
Synopsis: Juggling slapstick comedy with witty dialogue and youthful romance, JUST MARRIED provides an entertaining and optimistic glimpse at young relationships and the struggle to stay in love in a world... Juggling slapstick comedy with witty dialogue and youthful romance, JUST MARRIED provides an entertaining and optimistic glimpse at young relationships and the struggle to stay in love in a world where everything goes wrong. A chance encounter on a beach brings Tom (Ashton Kutcher, DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?) and Sarah (Brittany Murphy, 8 MILE) into each other's lives. They quickly fall in love and agree to get married. Although Sarah's wealthy family does not approve of their daughter's fiancé, Tom and Sarah believe they can sustain themselves on love, and so they take the matrimonial plunge. As soon as they are married, however, things start to unravel--first in their newlywed suite, next on the airplane to their honeymoon in Italy, then in the five-star Hotel Du Rêve in France. Pretty soon the couple is living out a hellish version of Murphy's Law, and divorce begins to look hilariously ominous. When Sarah's old flame shows up at their hotel in Venice to cause further trouble, Tom responds with a jealous outburst that lands the newlyweds in jail. Tom and Sarah survive their misadventures long enough to face the ultimate test of their marriage vows, when each reveals a secret that threatens to spoil their relationship entirely. [More]
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow, Monet Mazur, David Rasche, Thad Luckinbill
Director: Shawn Levy
Director: Shawn Levy
Screenwriter: Sam Harper
Producer: Robert Simonds, Tracey Trench, Lauren Shuler Donner
Composer: Christophe Beck
Studio: 20th Century Fox
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Release:
May 26, 2009
DVD Features:
- Region 1
- NTSC
- Keep Case
- Dual Side - Single Layer
- Anamorphic Widescreen - 1.85
- Full Frame - 1.33
Audio:
- Dolby Digital 2.0 - French, Spanish
- Dolby Digital 5.1 - English
- Subtitles - English, Spanish - Optional
Additional Release Material:
- Audio Commentary: Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy - Stars and Shawn Levy - Director
- Featurette: Comedy Central's REEL COMEDY: JUST MARRIED
- Behind the Scenes: The Making of JUST MARRIED
- Deleted Scenes: With Optional Commentary (4)
Interactive Features:
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- Scene Selection
Reviews for Just Married
"Just Married," the first release of 2003, isn't totally awful. It just manages to squeak by as awfully average.
Even when this sitcom about honeymooners in hell was recycling lame jokes from National Lampoon's European Vacation, Kutcher retained a doofus dignity that made me laugh.
The gags fall into four categories: (a) stale, (b) dumb, (c) vaguely tasteless or (d) all of the above.
Just Married skates by, just barely, because of the sly, funny, sexy Murphy and the appealing Kutcher.
Long stretches without supporting characters while the newlyweds are on the road will probably make you as sick of Tom and Sarah as they are of each other by the time the honeymoon's over.
Collapses into the most generic sort of teen movie-ville, just at the moment it's convinced you that its lightly appealing stars are capable of better.
Unashamedly resorting to the knock in the head more times than I think I've ever seen in a picture, this film still manages to hit a truly funny moment one in every ten or so tries.
A colossal, time-wasting flop that is offensive to every fiber of my very being.
Brings to mind a sitcom family sitting around the couch reminiscing via a lazy clip montage.
Spared a straight-to-video burial by virtue of a charming performance by Ashton Kutcher.
To paraphrase that old bit of wedding wisdom, there's plenty that's old, very little that's new, a lot of stuff that's borrowed and the result might leave you blue -- especially if you pay the better part of $10 to see it.
In need of a script doctor, stronger direction, and a different leading man. Except for those minor shortcomings, it’s not half bad.
The filmmakers themselves betray a lack of knowledge about the Old World, while unfailingly repeating physical hijinks one time too many.
Director Shawn Levy clearly wants to target teens and young adults, but the demographic engineering feels forced, turning potentially funny situations into lame physical bits.
Lacks the momentum or care needed to make it genuinely romantic, consistently humorous, or an insightful portrait of just-marrieds.
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