Just Married Reviews

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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
January 10, 2003
An ungainly and witless comedy.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
January 11, 2003
Just uninspired and mostly unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
January 10, 2003
A hit-on-the-head-style comedy of excruciation, with jokes on such always-reliable topics as a rich lady named *****, huge, electrical marital aids, body cavity searches, getting hit on the nose, getting hit on the head, and getting hit on the head again.
| Original Score: D+
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
December 24, 2010
Immature and annoying; the jokes are tired.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Larry Carroll
Countingdown.com
January 10, 2003
There are some movies that are good, there are some movies that are bad, and there are some movies that are made tolerable simply because the stars seem to be having fun. Just Married is all three.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Michael Szymanski
Zap2it.com
January 9, 2003
Despite the irrepressible cuteness of this real-life couple in "Just Married," this is one marriage that just isn't going to last.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
January 3, 2003
Director Shawn Levy clearly wants to target teens and young adults, but the demographic engineering feels forced, turning potentially funny situations into lame physical bits.
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
February 9, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Kit Bowen
Hollywood.com
January 13, 2003
The film has the age group 16-24 written all over it. But come on, folks, even good intentions to capture a certain market can't make up for a downright silly movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
January 13, 2003
It truly is a honeymoon in hell, but it's grating and annoying rather than funny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Claudia Puig
USA Today
January 10, 2003
This film ... thinks it's being cute when in fact it's being exceedingly irritating.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Frank Ochieng
TheWorldJournal.com
February 4, 2003
In watching the harried antics of a blustery mismatched married couple in the disjointed Just Married, is there anyway we can get our 95 minutes annulled from this marital mockery?
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Emily Blunt
Blunt Review
January 12, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Danny Minton
KBTV-NBC (Beaumont, TX)
January 14, 2003
They had the opportunity to create a film with big laughs, and they dropped the ball.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews
January 9, 2003
"Just Married," the first release of 2003, isn't totally awful. It just manages to squeak by as awfully average.
Full Review | Original Score: C
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher
January 9, 2003
Just dreadful.
Susan Granger
www.susangranger.com
January 15, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
January 29, 2003
No es de esas películas que se vayan a recordar durante mucho tiempo, pero logra su propósito de entretener durante poco más de 90 minutos, a pesar de lo simplista que pudiera parecer su historia en una primera impresión.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena
April 10, 2003
Depois de bombardear o mundo com o péssimo Sonho de Campeão, o roteirista Sam Harper levou dez anos até conseguir ver este seu novo trabalho chegar às telonas. Ele deveria ter esperado mais vinte anos.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
June 20, 2003
...nails the lowest possible IQ in the audience by being as insipid as it is boring.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
January 12, 2003
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
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Geoff Andrew
Time Out
June 24, 2006
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
March 13, 2003
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Jeff Strickler
Minneapolis Star Tribune
May 19, 2004
Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile
October 18, 2008
Cynthia Fuchs
PopMatters
January 11, 2003
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]
December 15, 2003

Baltimore Sun
January 11, 2003

ComingSoon.net
January 11, 2003

Seattle Post-Intelligencer
January 11, 2003
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch
January 11, 2003
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Ebert & Roeper
January 16, 2003

Orlando Weekly
January 17, 2003

Boston Phoenix
January 18, 2003

This is London
March 22, 2003

FilmFour.com
March 23, 2003

Guardian
March 25, 2003
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
April 27, 2003
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