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Kangaroo Jack Quotes

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  • Louis Booker:
    I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he hoppin' away!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Jessie:
    Drink this.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    No, it's more than that.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    What's eatin' you, man?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    You know, Charlie, this mysterious Mr. Smith that we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name.
    Charlie Carbone:
    Nothin' escapes you, Louis.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    Whoo!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    [in the outtakes] Come on, Waffles! Come on, girl! [to the camera] Is it a girl or a boy?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Sal Maggio:
    Amorphous.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    REALLY don't answer that!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    Don't answer that.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    No.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    Drop the knife, Smith.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    Now drop the knife.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    I'm a hairdresser.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Smith:
    You're not wrong.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Jessie:
    WATCH OUT!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    LOUIS!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    How you doin'?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    [when Charlie and Louis get Jessie back from Mr. Smith] Mm-hmm. Yeah. We bad.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    Good choice.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    If you're not hungry, I can always put this back in my pocket.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    [When Louis shows him candy he can eat] Are you, like, 4 years old?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    When's the food coming? I'm starving.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    [telling Charlie how much time they've got left] 14 hours.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    You can talk!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    Jackie Legs!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    This is great! This is just great!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    Get off! Get off me! Get off me! I'm gonna roll in the grass!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    Oh god!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    Keep it together, Louis. Keep it together.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    [Referring to the fire ants in his pants] Charlie, they're havin' a picnic in my shorts! And I brought the sweets!
    Charlie Carbone:
    Louis, just keep it together!
    Louis Booker:
    All right. Keep it together, Louis. Keep it together.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    I can't take it no more!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Frankie:
    [while getting arrested] You pangy ass retards are dead. You hear me? Dead! I'll slaughter you like veal! I'll wear your eyeballs like jewelry!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Frankie:
    Say good night.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Charlie Carbone:
    [as Jackie Legs] I'm livin' in the Land Down Under!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Louis Booker:
    We bad!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

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