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Keith Lemon: The Film Reviews

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Jason Best
Movie Talk

Full of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls.

Full Review Source: Movie Talk

January 10, 2013
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]

In some inner circle of Hell, this movie will be for ever playing.

Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | Original Score: 0/5

September 6, 2012
Graham Young
Birmingham Mail

The emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile.

Full Review Source: Birmingham Mail | Original Score: 0/5

August 31, 2012
Niki Boyle
The List

You don't really need jokes when you've got a ginger 'tache, a silly voice and a big fat woman swearing, do you?

Full Review Source: The List | Original Score: 1/5

August 30, 2012
Simon Gallagher
What Culture

Had it all been done more tongue-in-cheek, it might have worked as a rubbish curio like a more adult Spice World, but instead it's boring, offensive and not funny in the slightest. Like Spice World.

Full Review Source: What Culture | Original Score: 1/10

August 29, 2012
David Jenkins
Little White Lies

We came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing.

Full Review Source: Little White Lies | Original Score: 1/5

August 29, 2012
George Bass
Total Film

Even the Mr Skin moments are unwatchable, and the funniest moment in the whole thing comes from a bus sign.

Full Review Source: Total Film | Original Score: 1/5

August 28, 2012
Cath Clarke
Time Out
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Career lows all round, then?

Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 1/5

August 28, 2012
Pauline McLeod
Daily Express

Keith Lemon: The Film has no coherent plot, is childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring.

Full Review Source: Daily Express | Original Score: 1/5

August 26, 2012
Guy Lodge
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[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big.

Full Review Source: Variety

August 25, 2012
Phelim O'Neill

Full of cameos from everyone you'd expect, all of whom appear wooden and uncomfortable, as if they've finally realised the terrible place their unquenchable thirst for self-publicity has landed them.

Full Review Source: Guardian | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
Robbie Collin
Daily Telegraph

It may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
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