Kill Bill, Volume 2 Quotes

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• 1. The Bride: My pussy wagon died on me.
  – Submitted by Ann A (2 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: Are you saying that I'm a superhero?
  2. Bill: No I'm not saying that you're a superhero but I'm saying that you're a killer, a natural born killer.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (3 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: Bitch you don't have a future.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (3 months ago)
• 1. Elle Driver: Gargantuan. Such a great word. I rarely get to use it in a sentence.
  – Submitted by Ann A (3 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: I will kill Bill!
  – Submitted by Rajeev N (8 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: Elle...
  2. Elle Driver: B?
  – Submitted by Rawballs B (9 months ago)
• 1. Budd: I don't dodge guilt, and I don't jew out of paying my comeuppance.
  2. Bill: Can't we just forget the past?
  3. Budd: That woman deserves her revenge... And we deserve to die. [laughs] But, then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see...Wont we?
  – Submitted by Antonio T (9 months ago)
• 1. Budd: You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards 'fore she got to O'Ren?
  2. Bill: Nah, there really wasn't 88 of them, they just called themselves 'The Crazy 88'.
  3. Budd: How come?
  4. Bill: I don't know.. I guess they thought it sounded kinda cool.
  – Submitted by Antonio T (9 months ago)
• 1. Elle Driver: That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
  2. The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Bill: When I first saw him... I like his hair.
  2. The Bride: You promised you'd be nice.
  3. Bill: No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Elle Driver: [to Budd, as he is dying] Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest 'R' I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Bill: How do I look?
  2. The Bride: You look ready.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (12 months ago)
• 1. Bill: Lucky for us all. That's not the case.
  – Submitted by Jonathan C (13 months ago)
• 1. Bill: Was my reaction really the surprising?
  2. The Bride: Yes it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But I never thought you would or could do that to me.
  3. Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo. But you thought wrong.
  – Submitted by Sara T (14 months ago)
• 1. Budd: This is for breaking my brother's heart.
  – Submitted by Sara T (14 months ago)
• 1. Bill: There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
  – Submitted by Sara T (14 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.
  – Submitted by Sara T (14 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: What did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatched your eye?
  2. Elle Driver: I called him miserable old fool.
  3. The Bride: Hh.. bad idea.
  4. Elle Driver: Know what I did. I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fish head.
  – Submitted by Rawballs B (14 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: Elle
  2. Elle Driver: B.
  – Submitted by Rawballs B (14 months ago)
• 1. Bill: I like his hair.
  – Submitted by Jeremy Y (16 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
  2. Karen: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
  3. The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.
  – Submitted by Stephen J (16 months ago)
• 1. Bill: You hocked a Hattori Hanzon Sword?
  2. Budd: Yep.
  3. Bill: It was priceless.
  4. Budd: Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it.
  – Submitted by Stephen J (16 months ago)
• 1. Bill: I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.
  – Submitted by Stephen J (16 months ago)
• 1. The Bride: How did you find me?
  2. Bill: I'm the man.
  – Submitted by Stephen J (16 months ago)
• 1. Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
  – Submitted by Minh ??c T (20 months ago)
• 1. Elle Driver: [laughing maniacally and taunting The Bride] That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
  2. The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.
  – Submitted by Gavin S (21 months ago)
• 1. Pai Mei: [speaking to The Bride in Mandarin language] Do you believe you are my match?
  2. The Bride: No.
  3. Pai Mei: Are you aware I kill at will?
  4. The Bride: Yes.
  5. Pai Mei: Is it your wish to die?
  6. The Bride: No.
  7. Pai Mei: Then you must be stupid... so stupid.
  – Submitted by Gavin S (21 months ago)
• 1. Bill: Baby, you ain't kidding.
  – Submitted by I Am The Vast UNIVERSE I (22 months ago)
• 1. Bill: Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
  – Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)
• 1. Budd: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
  – Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)