Killer Joe Quotes

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• 1. Chris Smith: Piece of fucking fuck-suck cake!
  – Submitted by John D (21 days ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: She's my retainer!
  2. Chris Smith: Deal's off. You're gonna have to eat this one.
  3. "Killer" Joe Cooper: You know I'll kill you.
  4. Chris Smith: Go fuck yourself.
  – Submitted by John D (21 days ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Do you want me to wear your face?
  – Submitted by John D (21 days ago)
• 1. Digger Soames: Haha! Damn, you make me laugh. Hey, listen, I'm just gonna have the boys here kick the shit out of you. You'd better pay me my money in a couple of days or I'm gonna wrap you up in electrician tape and bury you in a coffin about 10 feet deep. Huh? I'll tell Amy you asked about her. That'll make her smile.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Chris: Well, she'd better stay away from the barbeque or she'll be too much woman to fit through the door.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Chris: Hey Sharla. You're mascara's running.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Sharla: You want some chicken? I stopped by the K-fried-C.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Dottie: Your eyes hurt.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Now suck this.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
  2. Ansel: How?
  3. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Well... no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Ansel: Hey Chris. Why don't you do us all a big favour and just go kill yourself?
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Ansel: I got him Joe! Fucking kill him!
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it.
  2. Dottie: Was he all right?
  3. "Killer" Joe Cooper: No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: "What did you think this is, Let's Make a Deal? This is serious business you're fucking with here, boy.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: You insult me again, and I'll cut your face off and wear it over my own.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. Chris: What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
  2. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Is that who she is?
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Tuna casserole! May I serve?
  2. Dottie: How are you gonna kill my mama?
  3. "Killer" Joe Cooper: That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie.
  4. Dottie: It is if you poison her.
  – Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Hey! What do you think?
  2. Ansel: I don't!
  – Submitted by Caesar B (4 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Where you aware of this Ansel?
  2. Ansel: I'm never aware...
  – Submitted by Caesar B (4 months ago)
• 1. Dottie: I heard y'all talkin' bout killin' Momma, I think it's a good idea.
  2. Chris: Well there ya go.
  – Submitted by Destiny F (4 months ago)
• 1. G-Man: He really likes you.
  – Submitted by Destiny F (4 months ago)
• 1. Ansel: What fat kid?
  – Submitted by Destiny F (4 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Do you want me to cut off your face and wear it?!
  – Submitted by Destiny F (4 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: I mean, she did was suck his cock and try to steal your money.
  2. "Killer" Joe Cooper: it could have been worse.
  3. Ansel: How?
  4. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Well...
  5. "Killer" Joe Cooper: No, I suppose tha´s about bad as it gets.
  – Submitted by Rafael M (6 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Who's dick is this?
  – Submitted by Rafael M (6 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Dark or white?
  – Submitted by Daci A (8 months ago)
• 1. "Killer" Joe Cooper: Who's dick is this? Is this your dick, Ansl?
  – Submitted by Eric F (9 months ago)
• 1. Joe Cooper: Tuna casserole!
  – Submitted by Chris P (10 months ago)
• 1. Dottie: I herd you all talkin' about killin Mama... I think it's a good idea.
  – Submitted by Chris P (10 months ago)