Kindergarten Cop Quotes

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• 1. John Kimble: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
  – Submitted by Jesse K (28 days ago)
• 1. John Kimble: Thanks for the tip.
  – Submitted by Thomas R (48 days ago)
• 1. John Kimble: I'm going to ask a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.
  – Submitted by Thomas R (48 days ago)
• 1. Miss Schlowski: Two more days of this, and he'll quit!
  – Submitted by The Slightly Agitated F (3 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: [sees a fat kid eating everyone's lunches] Are these all your lunches?
  2. John Kimble: [picks him up] You mean you eat other people's lunches? STOP IT!
  – Submitted by Zach W (3 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: SHUT UP!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)
• 1. Low Life: Who are you? [Kimble shoots at him]
  2. John Kimble: I'm the party pooper.
  – Submitted by Sylvia W (9 months ago)
• 1. Phoebe O'Hara: You're not so tough without your car, are you?
  – Submitted by Francis L (13 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: I have a headache.
  2. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
  3. John Kimble: It's not a tumor!
  – Submitted by Rocky F (14 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
  2. John Kimble: And I love my car!
  – Submitted by Adrian G (19 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: It's not a tumor.
  – Submitted by Austin G (23 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
  – Submitted by Eric D (23 months ago)
• 1. John Kimble: Shut uuuppp!
  – Submitted by Bryan M (2 years ago)