Kindergarten Cop Quotes

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  • John Kimble:
    I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!
    ‐ Submitted by Rosemary K (14 months ago)

  • John Kimble:
    Who is your daddy and what does he do?
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse K (18 months ago)

  • John Kimble:
    Thanks for the tip.
    ‐ Submitted by Thomas R (18 months ago)

  • John Kimble:
    I'm going to ask a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.
    ‐ Submitted by Thomas R (18 months ago)

  • Miss Schlowski:
    Two more days of this, and he'll quit!
    ‐ Submitted by The Slightly Agitated F (20 months ago)

  • John Kimble:
    [sees a fat kid eating everyone's lunches] Are these all your lunches?
    John Kimble:
    [picks him up] You mean you eat other people's lunches? STOP IT!
    ‐ Submitted by Zach W (21 months ago)

  • John Kimble:
    SHUT UP!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (21 months ago)

  • Low Life:
    Who are you? [Kimble shoots at him]
    John Kimble:
    I'm the party pooper.
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvia W (2 years ago)

  • Phoebe O'Hara:
    You're not so tough without your car, are you?
    ‐ Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)

  • John Kimble:
    I have a headache.
    Lowell:
    It might be a tumor.
    John Kimble:
    It's not a tumor!
    ‐ Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)

  • John Kimble:
    Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
    John Kimble:
    And I love my car!
    ‐ Submitted by Adrian G (2 years ago)

  • John Kimble:
    It's not a tumor.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)

  • John Kimble:
    Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
    ‐ Submitted by Eric D (3 years ago)

  • John Kimble:
    Shut uuuppp!
    ‐ Submitted by Bryan M (3 years ago)