Kindergarten Cop Quotes

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    1. John Kimble: I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!
    – Submitted by Rosemary K (13 months ago)
    1. John Kimble: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
    – Submitted by Jesse K (16 months ago)
    1. John Kimble: Thanks for the tip.
    – Submitted by Thomas R (17 months ago)
    1. John Kimble: I'm going to ask a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.
    – Submitted by Thomas R (17 months ago)
    1. Miss Schlowski: Two more days of this, and he'll quit!
    – Submitted by The Slightly Agitated F (19 months ago)
    1. John Kimble: [sees a fat kid eating everyone's lunches] Are these all your lunches?
    2. John Kimble: [picks him up] You mean you eat other people's lunches? STOP IT!
    – Submitted by Zach W (19 months ago)
    1. John Kimble: SHUT UP!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (19 months ago)
    1. Low Life: Who are you? [Kimble shoots at him]
    2. John Kimble: I'm the party pooper.
    – Submitted by Sylvia W (2 years ago)
    1. Phoebe O'Hara: You're not so tough without your car, are you?
    – Submitted by Francis L (2 years ago)
    1. John Kimble: I have a headache.
    2. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
    3. John Kimble: It's not a tumor!
    – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. John Kimble: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]
    2. John Kimble: And I love my car!
    – Submitted by Adrian G (2 years ago)
    1. John Kimble: It's not a tumor.
    – Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)
    1. John Kimble: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
    – Submitted by Eric D (3 years ago)
    1. John Kimble: Shut uuuppp!
    – Submitted by Bryan M (3 years ago)

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