Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

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  • The Soothsayer:
    Your story may not have a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.
    ‐ Submitted by Robert B (18 months ago)

  • Po:
    But I just got kung fu
    Master Shifu:
    Now you have to protect it!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (21 months ago)

  • Mr. Ping:
    I fed you, I gave you a bath, and I fed you some more!
    ‐ Submitted by S.R. H (2 years ago)

  • Po:
    Ah, thanks for picking me up.
    Wolf Boss:
    No problem. [drops Po]
    Po:
    By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?
    ‐ Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (2 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    The dead exist in the past. And I must tend to the future.
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    China will be mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa H (2 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    Chew on that tubby!
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa H (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Ping:
    You're going to a strange danger, in a strange city, with strange noodles!
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa H (2 years ago)

  • Mantis:
    I can't feel my face.
    ‐ Submitted by Lisa H (2 years ago)

  • Po:
    I love you, Dad.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    ANSWERS!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    NO!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Now.. answers!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    So it seems.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    No more running, Shen!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    What do you see?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    How dare you that's the finest silk in the province!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    Now?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    If you continue on your current path...you will find yourself...at the bottom of the stairs.
    Lord Shen:
    What do you see?
    The Soothsayer:
    I see pain..and anger..
    Lord Shen:
    How dare you that's the finest silk in the province!
    The Soothsayer:
    Followed by denial...
    Lord Shen:
    That is not fortune-telling! You are only telling what's happening right..
    The Soothsayer:
    Now?
    ‐ Submitted by Lord D (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    You know what? I'm goin'.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    Unless Shen is stopped, this could be the end of Kung Fu.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    GO!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    No more running, Shen!
    Lord Shen:
    So it seems.
    Po:
    Now... answers.
    Lord Shen:
    Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you? Huh? Feel some greater in your soul? Well here's your answer. Your parents didn't love you. But here [uncovers the cannon] let me 'heal' you.
    Po:
    [gasps]
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    So, who are you?
    Po:
    [Now angry at Lord Shen for killing his parents; stands up with clenched fists] I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Show-off!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    A peacock is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [To Master Thundering Rhino] I am so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged THAT here for nothing!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    You were there.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be a part of something beautiful.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Shen, you've gotta let go of that stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [To the Soothsayer] You actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [Pointing his knife at Master Po] The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    And you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?!
    The Soothsayer:
    I do not. I know he is.
    Lord Shen:
    [Laughing] Look at him! A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    It is not impossible and he knows it.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    A peacock is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.
    Lord Shen:
    That's impossible, and you know it.
    The Soothsayer:
    It is not impossible and HE knows it.
    Lord Shen:
    Who?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    My father's throne. He used to let me play here at his side, promising one day this throne would be mine...
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Show-off.
    Master Thundering Rhino:
    That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
    Lord Shen:
    [Before shooting Thundering Rhino with his cannon] I agree, but this is.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious Kung Fu will die, and China will know to bow before me. Set sail!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [To the Soothsayer] It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [To Master Po] Oh, you want to know so badly. You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: Your parents didn't love you. But here, let me heal you.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    We shall see, Shen.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
    The Soothsayer:
    We shall see, Shen.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Master Thundering Rhino:
    [To Lord Shen] Gongmen City is under the stewardship of the Master's Council and we will protect it. Even from you.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there staining the wall!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Master Thundering Rhino:
    What do you want, Shen?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Master Thundering Rhino:
    What do you want, Shen?
    Lord Shen:
    What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City!
    Master Thundering Rhino:
    Gongmen City is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.
    Lord Shen:
    I am so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing!
    Master Thundering Rhino:
    What's in the box, Shen?
    Lord Shen:
    Well, you see, it's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you WAY over there staining the wall!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Let's finish this.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [After Master Po tells him that he was there when his parents were murdered] Yes. Yes I was. [he then escapes]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    [Growls]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    I must tend to the future.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    NOW!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [Yelling] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the Year of the Peacock.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    [To the wolves] Move! Move! Move!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    [When Lord Shen tells him to shoot Master Po and the others] No.
    Lord Shen:
    [Kills Wolf Boss with his knives]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    But sir, we'll kill our own-- [Interrupted by Lord Shen ordering him to fire the cannon]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Fire! Fire at them!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Fire! Fire at them!
    Wolf Boss:
    But sir, we'll kill our own...
    Lord Shen:
    I said fire at them! FIRE!
    Wolf Boss:
    No.
    Lord Shen:
    [kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself]
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The year of the peacock begins now.
    Wolf Boss:
    Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the year of the peacock.
    Lord Shen:
    [takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss]
    Wolf Boss:
    And... this is the year... of course... of the peacock. Happy new year, sir!
    Lord Shen:
    [whispers] Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [shouts] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    Wolf Boss:
    [to wolves] Move! Move! Move!
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    The peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed...
    Lord Shen:
    [destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers] Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
    The Soothsayer:
    It is not impossible and... *he* knows it.
    Lord Shen:
    Who?
    Wolf Boss:
    Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
    Lord Shen:
    A panda?!
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    My father's throne. He used to let me play beside him, promising that someday this... throne would be mine. [Shen smiles]
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Oh, hohohohoho. Awesome! How did you... do that?!
    Master Shifu:
    Inner peace.
    Po:
    Inner peace? That's cool! Inner peace of what?
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    The only reason why you're still alive is that I find your stupidity... mildly amusing.
    Po:
    Thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.
    Lord Shen:
    Who do you think you are, panda?
    Po:
    Who do you think I am, peacock? [Shen laughing at Po's 'stupidity'; Po laughing because Shen is laughing] Why are we laughing? [both stop laughing]
    Lord Shen:
    Take aim.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Greetings, Panda. We meet at...
    Po:
    Hey. How are you doin'?
    Lord Shen:
    Hey...
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [practicing for the arrival of Po] Greetings, panda. At last we meet! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We meet at last! Yes, that's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at- Wheo...
    The Soothsayer:
    You are afraid for reason.
    Lord Shen:
    I am not afraid. The panda is coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid, it's...
    The Soothsayer:
    You.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?
    Master Shifu:
    Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    Let it flow...
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Crane:
    Hey! Maybe you can't watch me be killed?
    Tigress:
    Stop being a wimp.
    Monkey:
    And... she's back.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
    The Soothsayer:
    Good-bye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
    Lord Shen:
    Happiness must be taken, and I will take mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
    Lord Shen:
    And why on Earth would I do that?
    The Soothsayer:
    So your parents can rest in peace.
    Lord Shen:
    My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They wronged me. And... I will make it right.
    The Soothsayer:
    They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
    Lord Shen:
    The dead exist in the past, and I must intend to the future.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I have to get to him.
    Tigress:
    Then tell me why!
    Po:
    He was there, okay?! The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened...where I came from...who I am. [Tigress feeling depressed] Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
    Viper:
    Tigress, no! [Thought Tigress was going to attack him, but actually hugged him; Crane's jaw drops]
    Tigress:
    The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. [to the furious five] We're going.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    Don't worry, Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say noodles.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [after Thundering Rhino tells him he's no match for their Kung Fu] I agree. But this is. [proceeds to shoot Thundering Rhino with his cannon]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    [when Lord Shen tells him he doesn't care what scars do] Well you should, Shen.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Ping:
    Noodles...
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    What?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Shen! A panda stands between you and your destiny!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we've ran out of metal.
    Lord Shen:
    Search the farthest villages. Find more metal! China will be mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Greetings, panda.
    Po:
    [sees vision once more from Shen's feathers] Tell me what happened that night!
    Lord Shen:
    What night?
    Po:
    THAT night!
    Lord Shen:
    Ah, that night.
    Po:
    Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Shen! A panda stands between you and your [from a distance] destiny!
    Lord Shen:
    What?
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    Don't worry, Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say 'noodles.'
    Mr. Ping:
    Noodles...
    ‐ Submitted by Slade U (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Then I will kill him and make you wrong.
    ‐ Submitted by Ali E (3 years ago)

  • Viper:
    Tigress, no!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    [Finally accepting Mr. Ping as his dad] I love you, Dad.
    Mr. Ping:
    I love you too, son.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    Who are you?
    Po:
    I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    Unless he is stopped, this could be the end of Kung Fu.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Scars heal.
    Lord Shen:
    No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    Po:
    Oh, yeah.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    You should, Shen. You got to let go from the stuff from the past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    Lord Shen:
    You're right. Then I choose THIS! [Po and Shen fight]
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    How... how did you... how did you do it?
    Po:
    I don't know. Elbows up; keep your shoulders loose...
    Lord Shen:
    Not that. How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything. I scarred you for life.
    Po:
    See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
    Lord Shen:
    No, they don't, wounds heal.
    Po:
    Oh yeah? What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
    Lord Shen:
    I don't care what scars do.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    You -- you're mine!
    Wolf Boss:
    I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My first in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler R (3 years ago)

  • Monkey:
    At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you the signal: 'ka ka, ki ki!'
    Po:
    You mean like Crane does?
    Monkey:
    Yeah!
    Crane:
    Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler R (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Okay, let's both cook, together.
    Mr. Ping:
    Together? No, I'll cook.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I know who I am.
    Mr. Ping:
    You do?
    Po:
    I'm your son. [the two hug each other] I love you dad.
    Mr. Ping:
    [to tears] I love you too, son.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Crane:
    So, that was stealth mode, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!
    The Soothsayer:
    [bites Shen's cloak]
    Lord Shen:
    [pulls it from her] Will you stop that!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    One panda lives. That does not make you right.
    The Soothsayer:
    You're right. Being right makes me right.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    [taps on Wolf Boss's bad eye] Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy, uh, kinda plush and cuddly.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    [hiding behind two unconscious wolf guards] Keep it cool, keep it cool...
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    That's impossible, and you know it.
    The Soothsayer:
    It is not impossible and he knows it.
    Lord Shen:
    Who?
    Wolf Boss:
    [suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Fire! Fire that thug!
    Wolf Boss:
    But sir, we'll kill our own!
    Lord Shen:
    [furiously] I said fire it, now fire!
    Wolf Boss:
    [seriously] No. [throws ignition away]
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    [in slow motion] I love you guys!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    Don't shoot! Crossfire!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Crane:
    Don't ever do that again, please?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    [pleased] It seems you have found inner peace, [unhappily] and at such a young age.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Crane:
    Don't ever do that again, okay?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    And now, free the Five! Disk of Destruction! [throws straw hat in a shuriken style, it flutters gently in the wind before falling downwards]
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
    Lord Shen:
    [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
    Lord Shen:
    [shouts] What?
    Po:
    [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
    Wolf Boss:
    [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
    Lord Shen:
    [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Crane:
    Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
    Tigress:
    Stop being a wimp.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    [hugging Po] The hardcore do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    [whispering] Get the movers ready, we load in the ships now. [shouting] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants?
    Po:
    [after silence] And who am I?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    What? That can't be it, dad. There's gotta be more!
    Mr. Ping:
    Well, there was this time you ate all of my bamboo furniture. It was imported, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I'm not freaking out, I'm freakin in!
    ‐ Submitted by Ana N (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Ping:
    And then I made the decision that would change my life forever. To make my soup without radishes, and to raise you as my own son. My Po, my little panda. And from that moment on both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter.
    ‐ Submitted by Ja Y (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Now you old goat, why don't you tell me my...
    The Soothsayer:
    Fortune?
    Lord Shen:
    The future, I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
    The Soothsayer:
    If you continue on your current path.. *Dramatic eye movements* You will find yourself at the bottom of the stairs.
    Lord Shen:
    *Finds himself at the bottom of the stairs.*
    The Soothsayer:
    I see..I see..I see pain. *Plucks feather*
    Lord Shen:
    Ow!
    The Soothsayer:
    And anger. *Takes a bite of Lord Shen's robe*
    Lord Shen:
    How dare you?! That is the finest silk in the province!
    The Soothsayer:
    Followed by denial.
    Lord Shen:
    This is not fortune telling, you're just saying what's happening right..
    The Soothsayer:
    Now?
    ‐ Submitted by Ja Y (3 years ago)

  • Crane:
    You can chain my body. But you will never chain my... [one of the guerrilla guards puts a chain round his throat making his voice go funny]
    Crane:
    ...warrior spirit!
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    The hardcore do understand.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    [to Po, putting her paws on her hips] That was pretty hardcore.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything, I scarred you for life...
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Wolf Boss:
    Guess nobody told you , you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Nothing stands in my way.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Master Croc:
    Vengeance is served!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed O (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I love you guys. [slow motion]
    ‐ Submitted by Jed O (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    Happiness must be taken. And I will take mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda C (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    The only reason you' re still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    ‐ Submitted by Faisal H (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are, it is the rest of your story, who you choose to beā?¦
    ‐ Submitted by Kisha M (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Who do you think I am, Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
    Po:
    Why are we laughing?
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    They must be close. I can feel a kung fu chill riding up my spine.
    Viper:
    Sorry Po, it's just me.
    ‐ Submitted by Rishi K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Skadoosh!
    ‐ Submitted by Senthil K (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself, at the bottom of the stairs.
    ‐ Submitted by Nadine S (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Inner peace.
    ‐ Submitted by Yogesh B (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    Po:
    Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
    Lord Shen:
    Who do you think you are, Panda?
    Po:
    Who do you think I am, Peacock?
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Why didn't I like pants?
    ‐ Submitted by James K (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    The mast is not a worthy opponent.
    ‐ Submitted by John C (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Ping:
    My son saved China - you too, can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!
    ‐ Submitted by Mikey W (3 years ago)

  • Mantis:
    I didn't think I would die like this. I thought it would end with me settling down with a nice girl. She would bite my head off.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda S (3 years ago)

  • Lord Shen:
    How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda S (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    And so snack stops this time.
    Po:
    (Laughs) Snack stops? (Runs towards cliff) Wait are you serious?
    ‐ Submitted by John C (3 years ago)

  • Mantis:
    You know I never had daddy problems, maybe it was because my mom ate his head before I was born, I don't know.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackie B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Inner peace, you're going down.
    ‐ Submitted by Gil O (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking in!
    ‐ Submitted by Hasan W (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    That was pretty hardcore.
    ‐ Submitted by Abbie B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable!
    ‐ Submitted by Nidhi K (3 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    This could be the end of Kung Fu.
    Po:
    But I just got Kung Fu.
    Master Shifu:
    And now, you must save it.
    ‐ Submitted by Mitzie B (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw, and then drinking boiling water.
    ‐ Submitted by Jennifer S (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    The hardcore do understand, but I can't watch my friend be killed.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    Stop fighting. Just let it flow.
    ‐ Submitted by Anna C (3 years ago)

  • The Soothsayer:
    Your story may not have such a happy beginning but that doesn't make you who you are, it is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.
    ‐ Submitted by Johan's S (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I just found out that my dad, might not really be my dad.
    Tigress:
    Your dad, the goose?
    Po:
    [nods]
    ‐ Submitted by Ej N (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Ah. My old enemy. Stairs.
    ‐ Submitted by Ej N (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Scars heal.
    Lord Shen:
    No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    Po:
    Oh, right. What do scars do? Fade?
    Lord Shen:
    I don't care what scars do!
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda M (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    You should Shen. You got to let go of the stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (3 years ago)

  • Master Storming Ox:
    You insolent fool!
    ‐ Submitted by Mikey W (3 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    The day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior, was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came so close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying, horrible moment I have ever experienced.
    ‐ Submitted by Agnes T (3 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    Remember dragon warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    You've got to let go of that stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter . The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    ‐ Submitted by Carla P (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
    ‐ Submitted by Dany B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    My fist hungers for justice. [stomach growls] That was my fist.
    ‐ Submitted by Thangamani K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    That is severely cool.
    ‐ Submitted by Meg K (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    I threw up a little bit on the third floor.
    ‐ Submitted by John S (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    Where's Po?
    Mantis:
    How can we lose a guy that big?
    ‐ Submitted by Mikey W (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Fist of justice!
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    Kung-fu staring contest--Go!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew H (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    We surender!
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Po:
    How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Tigress:
    Don't be so wimpy.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    Our greatest masters are disappearing.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Po:
    Kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! You guys look great, by the way.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Po:
    Stealth mode...
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    Remember dragon warrior, when you follow the noble path, anything is possible.
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (4 years ago)

  • Master Shifu:
    Now you must save it.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Po:
    What? I just got kung fu.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Po:
    Did you guys just see me?! I was like ahhhhhyah!
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

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