Layer Cake Quotes

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• 1. Morty: [XXXX is beaten and bloodied on the ground] You killed crazy Larry?
  2. Gene: So? This fucker killed Jimmy! [kicks XXXX in the chest]
  3. XXXX: Oh. Jesus Christ!
  4. Morty: [grabs XXXX by his shirt] Why did you do it?
  5. XXXX: He was an informer! He was a police informer!
  6. Gene: Jimmy, a grass? Are you fucking mad? You'll have to do better than that.
  7. XXXX: I've got a recording at home, of Jimmy and a cozzer called Albie Carter.
  8. Morty: Gene, let's listen to this shit. If he's lying, we'll both fucking kill him.
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. XXXX: [answering his phone] Who is this?
  2. Dragan: My name is Dragan.
  3. XXXX: How did you get this number?
  4. Dragan: Boatman Paul gave me your number, in the end.I believe you have some property that belongs to my employer and you're the person I should talk to about the return of this cargo stolen by your associate, the Duke.
  5. XXXX: Dragan, the Duke is nothing to do with me.
  6. Dragan: Mr. Duke came to Amsterdam, used your name, said he worked for you. Are you listening?
  7. XXXX: Dragan... I've got an idea. Why don't you come round for breakfast, I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we'll talk about this like adults, how does that sound?
  8. Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
  9. XXXX: Do you know where I live?
  10. Dragan: No.
  11. XXXX: Well fuck off then. [hangs up]
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
  2. Gene: Silly as sounds, but it was me favorite.
  3. Morty: I hope you don't tell your other guns that you have a favorite. [Gene and XXXX laugh]
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. Cody: [impersonating a police captain] Is the area now secure?
  2. Tiptoes: Yes sir.
  3. Cody: Well you can fuck off then, can't you?
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. XXXX: Hey Gene, I've got some good news.
  2. Gene: Oh yeah? Whats that? [punches XXXX in the face] You murdering bastard!
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. Clarkie: Where are we going Morty?
  2. Morty: Back to that boatyard. Someone is about to get a fucking slap.
  3. Terry: Yes Morty, about fucking time. [pats him on the back]
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. Dragan: Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining.
  – Submitted by David O (17 months ago)
• 1. Eddie Temple: You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. XXXX: Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, fucking billions. Recreational drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, Stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay whilst the sun shines.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)