Legion (2010)
Average Rating: 3.8/10
Reviews Counted: 100
Fresh: 20 | Rotten: 80
Despite a solid cast and intermittent thrills, Legion suffers from a curiously languid pace, confused plot, and an excess of dialogue.
Average Rating: 4.1/10
Critic Reviews: 14
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 10
Despite a solid cast and intermittent thrills, Legion suffers from a curiously languid pace, confused plot, and an excess of dialogue.
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Movie Info
Scott Stewart's supernatural thriller Legion, scripted by Peter Schink, concerns a group of strangers in an out-of-the-way eatery who become the first line of defense when God, believing the human race is no longer worthy of Him, decides to end their existence. This motley crew's only spiritual ally is the archangel Michael, played by Paul Bettany. Dennis Quaid, Tyrese Gibson, Charles S. Dutton, and Lucas Black co-star in the Screen Gems production. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi
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Cast
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Paul Bettany
Michael -
Lucas Black
Jeep Hanson -
Tyrese Gibson
Kyle Williams -
Adrianne Palicki
Charlie -
Charles S. Dutton
Percy Walker -
Dennis Quaid
Bob Hanson -
Jon Tenney
Howard Anderson -
Kevin Durand
Gabriel -
Willa Holland
Audrey Anderson -
Kate Walsh
Sandra Anderson -
Jeanette Miller
Gladys Foster -
Cameron Harlow
Minivan Boy -
Doug Jones
Ice Cream Man -
Josh Stamberg
Burton -
Yancey Arias
Estevez -
Danielle Lozeau
Teenage Girl -
Luce Rains
Raggedy Man -
Bryan Chapman
Football Player -
Denny Pierce
Minivan Dad -
Kaye Wade
Elderly Woman -
Chuck Hicks
Elderly Man -
Stephen Oyoung
Warehouse Guard -
Tyra Danielle
Woman With Presents -
Django Marsh
Minivan Boy
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All Critics (100) | Top Critics (14) | Fresh (20) | Rotten (80) | DVD (7)
Celestial tosh of less than Biblical proportions.
[A] mediocre picture.
There's a lot going on, a lot of theology, a lot of bad horror movie effects.
The down time between action scenes is deadly dull and the film's hoary cinematic shorthand (i.e., a young Black man enters the film to the sound of hip-hop and fights with his baby mama) is more terrifying than anything else served up.
This feature debut by writer-director Scott Stewart may sound like an enjoyably goofy theo-horror romp, but it's a serious penance.
Often resembles a prime John Carpenter thriller -- call it Assault on Manger 13 -- until an overcaffeinated angel-fu climax significantly lowers the intelligence quotient.
An utterly ludicrous entry in the biblical-horror subgenre.
Why spend your money watching an extended trailer?
I really enjoyed this stupid movie.
Heaven help these fallen angels.
Sometimes it's a science fiction film, sometimes a melodramatic thriller steeped in religion, and sometimes just a horror film with arachnid demons, and simpleton angels who possess humans for reasons never quite explained...
A few minutes shorter, and an ending that doesn't outright quote the beginning of the movie, and we might have had something here.
...a disappointingly uneven and thoroughly pointless horror effort...
"It's a labored, darkly photographed, cringingly acted hodgepodge of fanciful geek-bait genre ideas and hideous connect-the-dots scripting. Who knew the end of the world could be such a screaming bore."
Inane dialogue, a bad, derivative storyline and evil angels make up this overblown, poor-man's would-be Terminator in which an exploding upside-down crucified man is one of the low points. Just when you think the film couldn't get any worse, it does.
It's up to the Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) to save the human race - or at least the denizens of a desert diner - after a disappointed God loses his temper and sets off the Apocalypse.
While entertaining--and you do get the Angel Explodo--it does stretch its silliness factor just a bit much.
Ah well. At least we know Paul Bettany's mortgage is covered.
Strangers thrown together by fate are trapped inside an isolated diner as zombies converge outside %u2014 an army sent by God to clean out humankind.
Oh, what a wacky bunch of stereotypes in this diner! There's a rich guy, a black person and even Dennis Quaid!
In the end, you're left wondering why the Almighty has so much trouble disposing of a small group hiding out in a diner and why Paul Bettany signed up for such a pointless venture in the first place.
Legion has the audacity to set itself up for sequels without giving the audience enough compelling reason to care about this first installment.
Could have been T2 with seraphs, or Assault On Precinct 13 crossed with Revelations. Instead, it's a lazy genre bore. Doesn't bode well for Priest, the next Stewart/Bettany film in the pipeline.
The sort of confused mess liable to provoke an apocalyptic cull of humanity by any rational supreme being with an interest in cinema.
Bettany's job: rescuing the modern Mary, a skanky waitress, and saving her unborn child. Our job: holding back the laughter.
Audience Reviews for Legion
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- Charlie: When I was a little girl, my mother spoke of a prophecy, of a time when all the world would be covered in darkness and the fate of mankind would be decided. One night I finally got the courage to ask my mother, why God was so mad at His children. "I don't know," she said tucking the covers around me, "I guess He just got tired of all the bullshit."
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- Michael: When God chose your kind as the object of His love, I was the first in all of heaven to bow down before you. My love, my hope for mankind was no less than His. But I have watched you trample that gift. I have watched you kill each other over race and greed... waging war over dust and rubble and the words in old books. And yet, in the midst of all this darkness, I see some people who will not be bowed. I see some people who will not give up, even when they know all hope is lost. Some people, who realize being lost is so close to being found. I see you, Jeep. Fifteen years old, your mother leaves. Your father withdraws from the world and you spend the next five years of your young life helping him find his way home. You love a woman who bears the child of another and you love her with no thought of yourself, even though you know she may never love you the way you love her. You, Jeep... you are the reason I still have faith.
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Foreign Titles
- Légion - L'Armée des anges (FR)
- Legión (ES)










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