Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Quotes

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  • Mr. Poe:
    Children, I'm afraid that I must inform you of a very unfortunate event.
    ‐ Submitted by Harry W (17 months ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Damnit. This was such a good character.
    ‐ Submitted by Harry W (17 months ago)

  • Lemony Snicket:
    The film that you are about to see it is extremely unpleasant.
    ‐ Submitted by Harry W (17 months ago)

  • Uncle Monty:
    Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't.
    Llamando Conde Olaf:
    [disguised] He'll do anything to be here wait now [shows gustas tied on a train]
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (2 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Must say your a glumly looking bunch, why so glum?
    Klaus Baudelaire:
    Our parents, just, died.
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (2 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    This is we're your sleep, time for bed.
    Violet Baudelaire:
    But the suns still up!
    Llamando Conde Olaf:
    [mockingly] But the suns still up.
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (2 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. [secretly giggles, about what he said]
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Poe:
    Count Olaf, what are you doing here?
    Constable:
    Hey, I'll handle this. Count Olaf, what *are* you doing here, man?
    ‐ Submitted by Cody H (2 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey.
    ‐ Submitted by Anders M (3 years ago)

  • Klaus Baudelaire:
    There is always something.
    Violet Baudelaire:
    Well not this time.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin X (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Soda, soda, banana.
    ‐ Submitted by Adriane H (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Hello hello hello! I Am Your Beloved Count Olaf.
    ‐ Submitted by Erik Z (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    I had the kipper in my mouth, and I offered.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin P (3 years ago)

  • Constable:
    [pretending to save Klaus from drowning] I saved him! I saved the boy from the leeches! Back to the depths, you fingery devils! You will not devour this boy's head today!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    I will raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Hello, I'm looking for Dr. Montgomery Montgomery. My name is Stephano, I am an Italian man.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Now that we're a family, I can be the ulll-timate DAD.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Llamando Conde Olaf:
    Ah my dear and beloved, (looks at hands, names and pictures of kids are written down) Violet.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob D (4 years ago)

  • Klaus Baudelaire:
    Violet, nothing happens by coincidence.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Sunny Baudelaire:
    She's the *mayor* of crazy town.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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