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  • Fletcher Reede: The pen is blue!
    ‐ Submitted by Danny D (21 months ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: Great! I'll catch you around dikhead!
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (2 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: I'm an inconsiderate prick!
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (2 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: I'm kicking my ass! Do ya mind?
    ‐ Submitted by J * (2 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: I'm glad my gift could bring those two closer together. My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Jerry: Hey! Great gift dad!
    Fletcher Reede: Thanks son!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: You brought your kids to your divorce?
    Samantha Cole: Sympathy.
    Fletcher Reede: Well, it's working. I feel sorry for them already.
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher G (3 years ago)

  • Jerry: I'm so crooked that I have to screw my pants on when I get dressed in the morning.
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse K (3 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: Your honor, I object!
    ‐ Submitted by Alex K (3 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ***HOLE!
    ‐ Submitted by Alex K (3 years ago)

  • Miranda: That was incredible! Was it good for you?
    Fletcher Reede: I've had better.
    Miranda: [angrily throws him out of office]
    Fletcher Reede: I've had BETTER?
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Fletcher Reede: Hi. New in the building?
    Woman in the Elevator: Oh yeah, I just moved in Monday.
    Fletcher Reede: Oh! You like it so far?
    Woman in the Elevator: Mmmhmm. Everybody's been real nice.
    Fletcher Reede: Well, It's cause you have big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge! I mean, I wanna squeeze em'! OH! Mama! [smoochie noises]
    Woman in the Elevator: [smacks his head hard]
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Jerry: I hold myself in contempt!
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (4 years ago)

  • Jerry: The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (4 years ago)

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