The Lost World - Jurassic Park Quotes

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  • Ian Malcolm:
    Now, you're John Hammond.
    ‐ Submitted by Shandelle K (22 months ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Hang on, this is gonna be bad.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (23 months ago)

  • Roland Tembo:
    Let's get this moveable feast on the way!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Roland Tembo:
    Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • John Hammond:
    Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
    Ian Malcolm:
    No, you're making all new ones.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Sarah Harding:
    [after re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego] How do we find the adult?
    Ian Malcolm:
    Just follow the screams.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Roland Tembo:
    Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Mommy is very angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Jorge Eduardo S (2 years ago)

  • Sarah Harding:
    How do we find the adult?
    Ian Malcolm:
    Just follow the screams.
    ‐ Submitted by Brandon M (2 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Go... as fast as you can. Go!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Nick Van Owen:
    Making friends with Ahab, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Ajay Sidhu:
    Don't go into the long grass!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Sarah Harding:
    By moving the baby Rex into our camp we may have changed the adult's perceived territory.
    Peter Ludlow:
    Their what?
    Robert Burke:
    It's why they persisted in destroying the trailers. They now feel they have to defend this entire area.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Eddie Carr:
    What's hurt? What do you need?
    Ian Malcolm:
    We need rope!
    Eddie Carr:
    Rope, okay! Anything else?
    Ian Malcolm:
    Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.
    Nick Van Owen:
    No onions on mine.
    Sarah Harding:
    And an apple turnover!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    [prepares to slide down the rope] I'm coming right back, I give you my word.
    Kelly Curtis:
    But you NEVER keep your word!
    Ian Malcolm:
    [slides down the rope]
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Nick Van Owen:
    Hammond told me these people might show up. He thought we'd be finished by the time they got started, but in case they weren't, he did send a backup plan.
    Sarah Harding:
    What backup plan?
    Nick Van Owen:
    Me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Dieter Stark:
    It's not polite to sneak up on people.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (2 years ago)

  • Peter Ludlow:
    It is our board of directors which I must face, not my uncle. Really, you must trust me, your problems are about to be rendered moot. In an few weeks' time, they'll be long forgotten.
    Ian Malcolm:
    (grabs Ludlow) Not by me.
    Peter Ludlow:
    Careful. This suit cost more than your education.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Nick Van Owen:
    The T-Rex exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it?
    Roland Tembo:
    Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. He climbed Everest without any oxygen and came down nearly dead. And they asked him, 'Why did you go up there to die?' and he said, 'I didn't. I went up there to live.'
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Roland Tembo:
    The Rex was just fed, so it won't stalk us for food.
    Ian Malcolm:
    Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might want to show a little respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
    Roland Tembo:
    Then his troubles are over. My point is, the predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
    Nick Van Owen:
    No, only humans do.
    Roland Tembo:
    Oh, you're breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let's get this moveable feast on the way!
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Nick Van Owen:
    How far is the village?
    Peter Ludlow:
    Oh, a day's walk, maybe more. But that's not the problem.
    Roland Tembo:
    What is the problem?
    Peter Ludlow:
    Velociraptors.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Yeah, oooh, aaah, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running, and screaming.
    ‐ Submitted by bob j (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Mama's very angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Jed G (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    [to Ludlow] Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that.
    ‐ Submitted by John R (3 years ago)

  • John Hammond:
    Haha! See? I'm not making the same mistakes again!
    Ian Malcolm:
    Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Wait, wait, so, you're sending in people, a, a small amount of people, on the ground?! Who are these four lunatics you're trying to con into this?
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    [trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?
    Eddie Carr:
    It'll work if you love it!
    Ian Malcolm:
    I'll love it if it works!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Eddie, is there any reason to think that the phone in the RV might be working? Don't tease me now, I don't want to get my hopes up.
    Eddie Carr:
    Well, if you were even slightly qualified you might try flipping the on switch.
    Kelly Curtis:
    [going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?
    Ian Malcolm:
    No, I'm Furious!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Kelly Curtis:
    She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
    Ian Malcolm:
    Cruel, but good word use.
    Kelly Curtis:
    Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
    Ian Malcolm:
    This is nothing like Austin.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • Kelly Curtis:
    She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
    Ian Malcolm:
    Cruel, but good word use.
    Kelly Curtis:
    Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
    Ian Malcolm:
    This is nothing like Austin.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (3 years ago)

  • John Hammond:
    Life will find a way.
    ‐ Submitted by Andres J (3 years ago)

  • Ian Malcolm:
    Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Sarah Harding:
    What's That?
    Ian Malcolm:
    Mommy's Very Angry.
    ‐ Submitted by Kiersten F (3 years ago)

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