• PG-13, 1 hr. 27 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Marco Schnabel
    In Theaters:
    Jun 20, 2008 Wide
    On DVD:
    Sep 16, 2008
  • Paramount Pictures

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The Love Guru Reviews

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Mike Edwards
What Culture

Do you remember Mike Myers? Well I suggest that you hold on to that memory and lock it tight inside you, because The Love Guru wants to destroy it.

Full Review Source: What Culture | Original Score: 1/5

April 8, 2011
Joshua Starnes
ComingSoon.net

It's a rare film that makes a reviewer consider giving up the movies altogether. My own Waterloo came forty-five minutes into The Love Guru when I briefly considered stabbing out my own eyes so that I wouldn't have to watch it any more.

Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | Original Score: 2/10

March 29, 2011
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media

Naughty Mike Myers comedy has little to love.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 1/5

December 19, 2010
Sonny Bunch
Washington Times

The Love Guru contains a few clever touches but has trouble hanging together as a coherent comedy, let alone a coherent film.

Full Review Source: Washington Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

August 30, 2009
Fernando F. Croce
CinePassion

Authentically repellent

Full Review Source: CinePassion

August 26, 2009
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

...might just be the most puerile mainstream movie ever made...

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 2.5/4

November 6, 2008
Brent Simon
Screen International

Pitka's character seems overly based on what's convenient for a given scene.

Full Review Source: Screen International

October 18, 2008
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs

I guess the real audience is 40 year-old men with the mind of an 8 year-old.

Full Review Source: Three Movie Buffs | Original Score: 1.5/4

October 18, 2008
James Kendrick
Q Network Film Desk

It's hard to take any of it seriously -- which would be fine if it were funny, but it's not.

Full Review Source: Q Network Film Desk | Original Score: 1.5/5

October 18, 2008
JoBlo
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Allow me to say this very clearly: this is not a good movie.

Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium | Original Score: 4/10

October 18, 2008
Pete Hammond
Hollywood.com

It appears Myers did not have someone behind the camera reigning him in. Too bad.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | Original Score: 2/5

October 1, 2008
Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com

Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend.

Full Review Source: WaffleMovies.com | Original Score: .5/4

September 14, 2008
Prairie Miller
NewsBlaze

Like a kid let loose in a toy store, this bad boy horny guru could have used more direction, but he does impress with his driving skills atop a pachyderm, during elephant sex.

Full Review Source: NewsBlaze

September 12, 2008
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis

...fairly mindless stuff that may appeal to die-hard Myers fans.

Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Original Score: 3/10

September 2, 2008
Jeff Bayer
The Scorecard Review

I am still comfortable believing Myers is a comic genius, but it's no where to be seen here.

Full Review Source: The Scorecard Review | Original Score: 3/10

August 27, 2008
Jonathan Kiefer
Sacramento News & Review

The whole vaguely pitiable enterprise has tiny flickers of brilliance which can't be denied, but almost can't be detected, either.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 2/5

August 7, 2008
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Most jokes are centred around either genitalia or that Austin Powers-style of wink-nudge faux sexuality, which doesn't work at all with this character.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2/5

August 1, 2008
Derek Malcolm
This is London

At one point Kingsley's character makes his pupils duel with mops soaked in his own urine. If you think that's funny, be my guest.

Full Review Source: This is London | Original Score: 0/5

August 1, 2008
Nigel Andrews
Financial Times

Funny in fits and starts, though the fits are a little convulsive and the starts seldom come with a convincing ending or pay-off.

Full Review Source: Financial Times

August 1, 2008

Sun Online

The puerile levels to which it sinks make even Goldmember, the crudest of the Austin Powers movies, look like Brief Encounter.

Full Review Source: Sun Online | Original Score: 2/5

August 1, 2008
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