Such a complete waste of time it seems appropriate to write a eulogy to the dear departed British crime caper.
Superhumanly awful BBC bottom-feeder.
| Original Score: 1/5
...suffers from just the sort of overindulgence that is sometimes associated with people who direct their own material.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
Love, Honour and Obey feels more like a home video that some kids cooked up in their backyard.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
Embarrassingly jumpy shifts from humour to menace... one of the most incompetently made films of all time
| Original Score: 0.5/4
What were they thinking?
The entire shebang rapidly deteriorates into a series of gags about flatulence and Viagra.
A bizarre mixture of brutal violence and whimsical farce.
| Original Score: 2/5
| Original Score: 2/4
| Original Score: 76/100
The scriptwriters walk the fine line between comedy and drama with varying degrees of success.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
Despite some rough patches, it's a pretty entertaining ride.
| Original Score: 8/10
Has less ain't-it-cool flash than Guy Ritchie's hyperkinetic Snatch, but more satiric soul.