It's quite astonishingly amateur and awful.
| Original Score: 1/5
Gordon Ramsay must be the first man I've ever seen to be out-acted by his own hair transplant.
| Original Score: 2/5
A British comedy bad enough to end careers and result in angry - and justified - calls for refunds at the box office.
A veritable banquet of awfulness.
Ham, corn and cheese are the only things this kitchen is serving up - even before Gordon Ramsay's awful cameo.
Worth a detour to avoid.
There are too many minor characters for any to be drawn in depth and the storyline is as predictable as a greasy spoon menu.
Here is a new British film with an eternal, timeless kind of embarrassing awfulness.
Love's Kitchen is a rural British romcom that appears to have been assembled by a committee of village idiots.
| Original Score: 0/5
Sadly, this cinematic trifle is ruinously bad - made for practically nothing in three weeks, which shows.
Warm, sweet and undemanding, this is top cinematic comfort food.
| Original Score: 4/5
As a bit of undemanding entertainment, it hits the spot.
| Original Score: 3/5
A nicely staged British rom-com, which features a brief cameo from Gordon Ramsay.