God this was bad. The script was loaded with what I call intellectual masturbation, where the narrator goes on and on about The Nature Of Things, none of which drives the plot and all of which sounds as if it came out a college freshman's essay book. Voice-over isn't always a bad thing, but this whole movie has
voice-over from beginning to end, with hardly a break for the characters to speak (except the dog, of course). Oh, and the actor who plays the main character, and is onscreen 95% of the time, is really bad. He's about as stiff as the corpses he's planting in his back yard. The only redeeming quality is that there's some pretty kinky stuff in it, but not much, and what was kinky quickly degenerates into just plain sick sh*t. Avoid this at all costs.
July 19, 2010
