Critical Consensus: Take Or Leave This "Lead,: An Odd "Number," "Benchwarmers"
This week at the movies, we explore the joys of dance ("Take the Lead"), mistaken identity ("Lucky Number Slevin"), our national pastime ("The Benchwarmers"), and the search for love ("Phat Girlz"). What do the critics say?
It's a scenario Hollywood loves to ("Stand and") deliver: A tough-but-fair new teacher helps a ragtag bunch of teenage troublemakers learn to be better citizens and believe in themselves through a disciplined approach to basketball/martial arts/poetry/feng shui/tiddley winks, etc. Add ballroom dancing to the list. "Take the Lead" stars Antonio Banderas as a professional dancer whose old-school approach melds with the students' hip-hop sensibilities. (If this sounds familiar, it's because there was a documentary called "Mad Hot Ballroom" that told the same tale, albeit with elementary school kids, and uh, it was real.) Critics say the movie is fine, if a little shopworn; while the performances and dance numbers are stirring, we've kinda seen this one before. It's currently at 45 percent on the Tomatometer.
From its inscrutable title to its labyrinthine plot, the scribes are pretty split on "Lucky Number Slevin." Is the screenplay smart? Yes, critics say. Too clever for its own good? Perhaps, they concede. Josh Hartnett stars as a regular dude who falls into a web of intrigue after a case of mistaken identity. The film has a stellar cast (Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, Ben Kingsley) and a plot with more twists and turns than a marathon session of Chutes and Ladders. So, is "Lucky" any good? Depends on which critic you ask. At 55 percent on the Tomatometer, "Slevin" is either pulp heaven or an overplotted purgatory.
Like a utility infielder hitting well below the Mendoza line, "The Benchwarmers" probably deserves to ride the pine, since the scribes weren't allowed to see it. And likewise, "Phat Girlz," which was also not screened for critics, is probably not all that, uh, phat. So kiddies, it's time for our new national pastime: Guess the Tomatometer! The winner gets tickets to the World Series and a complete makeover. (Sorry, you only win props.)
Recent Antonio Banderas Movies:
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26% -- The Legend of Zorro (2005)
89% -- Shrek 2 (2004)
44% -- Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
68% -- Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
33% -- Imagining Argentina (2003)
Recent Josh Hartnett Movies:
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78% -- Sin City (2005)
24% -- Wicker Park (2004)
31% -- Hollywood Homicide (2003)
38% -- 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
76% -- Black Hawk Down (2001)
Johnny Estes
Benchwarmers will get either 9% or 12%, and Phat Girls will get a 6%.
2006 is truly the year of the single digit.
Apr 6 - 05:01 PM